Friday, April 22nd 2011

America's Next First Lady Joins Team Birther

You know that politics give me nipple calluses, so I've been pretty much "whatever" about Donald Trump's need to see President Obama's birth certificate even though we haven't seen Trump's natural complexion or hairline in centuries. However, now I'm feeling the opposite of "whatever" (but I'll go back to feeling "whatever" after this post until Melania speaks again) because Melania Trump, the most glamorous woman named Melania Trump, has spoken out about the birth certificate issue, and guess what?! Melania is siding with the sugar pappy husband who keeps her skin slathered in liquid gold! TWIST!

While peddling her jewelry line for QVC (too. perfect.) on Joy Behar's CNN show, Melania said that her husband has a "genius' mind" and would make an excellent president. Joy then brought up the birth certificate issue and made a few points, but Melania pretty much repeated the same phrase I shout at men I've just met: SHOW IT!!!! Clip below:


I could watch the 2:26 mark on a loop all the way through Easter.

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Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 04/23/2011 - 11:27am.
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Oh, so that's what Poopele...

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I agree, Joy is disgusting trash. She belongs as a guest on Jerry Springer, not hosting her own squawk show. Bish could almost be funny if she left her own delusional ideas in the toilet before each show...like that's gonna happen. Personally, I could give a shit about her political opinions but her personality is too obnoxious to forgive.

Fuck the View, it made me dislike Whoopi a tiny fraction. This show is a fucking abonimation and none of the women on it deserve/need any type of platform to "speak out on the issues" on ANY kind of regular basis.

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JOY, If you ever read this , I beg of you to Shut the fuck up already! You sound like an ignorant fool. To sit and reflect on the Clinton Administration which was over 10 years ago, is pathetic. How about discussing the current administration? NO, you'd rather HARP on the administration in between. We know you cant stand Bush - but for Christ sake - give it a rest already!

If I ever saw this woman face to face, I'd love to spit at her. She acts like an obnoxious child. How anyone can take her seriously is beyond me. Melania isn't stupid b/c she cant master the english language - she's stupid for agreeing to go on this show! Joy is antagonistic and it's not good television --this is an extension of the VIEW and that show sucks too.

I'm sure all the liberals are eating it up ... but go figure, this is what they all sound like.

Why cant Joy do an interview without being offensive? Because she's garbage.

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Submitted by Bjork You

Oh, so that's what Poopele...

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poor MR. X. his mommy had no daddy. now it embarrass him.

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Give it a rest, already. This is getting dumb.

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I think his long form "Burff Certificamacit" shows something that doesn't correspond with what he's written (had written?) in his TWO autobiographies. You know the guy's a narcissist on a grand scale (two autobiographies?) He was born in Hawaii alright, but Mom is listed as "single". You watch. Something little like that, that a narcissist can not handle. Bastard!

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If Donny Trumpaloompa is your effing genius then you are retarded. Yeah, I said it!

How about actually reading the constitution instead of the 'crib notes' you found on Donny's bathroom floor. Obama's mother was an American Citizen!!
It does not matter if he was born ON the Great Wall of China or even in an effing Pyramid! You are still, by the Constitution and upheld by the Supreme court, a Natural Born Citizen.

So stop the BAIT AND SWITCH Donny Trumpaloompa! We all know you are as crooked and as stupid as a three dollar bill. Which may be in fact what you are really worth. New Yorkers can't even stand your ridiculousness. You are an embarrassing old badger.

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If Donny Trumpaloompa is your effing genius then you are retarded. Yeah, I said it!

How about actually reading the constitution instead of the 'crib notes' you found on Donny's bathroom floor. Obama's mother was an American Citizen!!
It does not matter if he was born ON the Great Wall of China or even in an effing Pyramid! You are still, by the Constitution and upheld by the Supreme court, a Natural Born Citizen.

So stop the BAIT AND SWITCH Donny Trumpaloompa! We all know you are as crooked and as stupid as a three dollar bill. Which may be in fact what you are really worth. New Yorkers can't even stand your ridiculousness. You are an embarrassing old badger.

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Submitted by MaxThrax: "Muslims aren't destroying our country. Hispanics aren't ruining this country. Gays aren't destroying this country. Black people aren't destroying this country. THESE people ARE destroying our country:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rtyQf6Hwk&feature=player_embedded"

Oh, so that's what Poopele and juleshasanstd look like. Seriously, if you asked any of those folks if they were racist, they would say no and look at you as if they were black and you just called them the N word. They were all despicable, but that woman saying a woman shouldn't be president ("god made man first, so he should lead")? Die, die, die!!!!!

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Submitted by Welfare Barbie on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 3:49pm

I worked for a call center in NORTH DAKOTA (how much more white bread America can you get) and have had callers ask me if I speak English. And then pretty much ask me to prove that it wasn't my second language and that I was indeed an American. Also had someone tell me a story about how her enlisted low ranking son told a man to "get his black ass out of his seat" when they were about to ride in a military helicopter only to find out the next day the dude was an officer and therefore his superior. She thought this was hilarious. Being that my husband is black and an AF officer, it took everything in me not to curse her out. Anonymity brings out people's true colors, and it just makes me sad to see that things still haven't changed. That being said, Melania's background will probably come back to haunt them if Trump ever runs for that very reason...

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finally saw the video. :D

ok, first off, I got stuck on 0:10 when she smirked and said "he doesn't need the publicity stunt". for realz, millepedia? lolz.

the rest of it is a derpapalooza of epic proportions. she actually says politicians "go around in the circles". it very easily could have been an SNL skit...I fully expected to see somebody burst in dressed as Marla Maples and start a cat fight like a telenovela.

I don't have a problem with a foreign-born First Lady but for goodness sake she should know how to speak English. never mind, you know, having a clue about stuff and knowing how to conduct an interview. if a View hen like Joy can wipe the floor with her, imagine what Katie Couric could do. *yikes*

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Awww, how cute! Someone must've told her that she's not only gorgeous, she's smart. And she believed it.

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Trump actually handled herself quite well.Too bad the hubby she defends is a political buffoon with shaky business cred.As for Behar: Could she be any more of a cardboard cutout east coast liberal? An amusing train wreck from both sides.

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Nobody complains that the short-fingered vulgarian outsources his wives, why is he worried about Obama so much?

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If this stupid gold-digging bitch is our next first lady, I think my brain will explode. I honestly cannot even begin to imagine a world in which Donald fucking Trump is the President of the United States of America. Absolutely disturbing.

I probably shouldn't get worked up over it, and I pray that this is just some dumb shit publicity stunt, but OH MAH GAH. I can't help but feel my blood pressure raise when I hear about Trump possibly running for President.

And Melania is clearly a dumb fuck who has NO CLUE what she's talking about.

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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 1:01pm.

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I think she looks good in that pic but these days she looks like she's perpetually sucking on sour lemons and making the likes of LeAnn and Zellwegger look posivitely unsquinty!
And her poses are as stupid as that Posh thing.

Additionally she is positively brain dead which is why th Ego known as Trump married her. He did not want Ivana Part 2.
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Melania is stunningly beautiful with an amazing body but damn -is there a brain in there???
Trump definitely has a type and she's it....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 5:28pm.
The man's an orange idiot. With really bad hair.
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Hear hear! Exactly spot on.

And besides the million other reasons this idiot shouldn't be prez, his wife is a ferner. She's from Europe Land. She's no goddamn american.

Giving Obama shit on birth origins. Ha. Hypocrite A-hole.
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can there be a new law sayin that if you're an obvious famewhore and or fucking idiot who's not gonna get anywhere near winning that you cant run for prez? This shit is getting annoying

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 3:53pm.

So......there are birth announcements in two Hawaiian newspapers right after his birth. That means that someone must have knew that he would run for President some day and would need fake announcements to "cover up" that he was born in Kenya. Yeah, ok.

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Obviously there is a birth certificate out there or Obama would have not been able to run for senate or for president. These people need to step off and realize that. Besides, not one person asked for Bush's certificate nor Clinton's nor Papa Bush's. Lord.
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Barbara to Melania: "You know Melania, when Donald runs for President your past as an Eastern European hooker will come out, are you prepared for that"?

Melania: "He's very passionate about the country"

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 2:47pm.
This mail order bride who's english is HORRIBLE wants to see the president's birth certificate? LOL!

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the pot calling the kettle horriblack…..
It is not who's (=who is) - it is: "This mail order bride whose english is horrible"

The funny thing about Republicans(and I am one) is that the women like Palin and Bachmann have multiple kids, while the men like Trump and Gingrich have multiple wives.

The Donald is a "genius mind"? Really? His reversal on his original stance for gay marriage is gonna cost him bigtime. Gay travel agencies aren't booking their customers into his hotel properties. His people are scrambling doing damage control because they want part of the billions of dollars connected to gay travel. The man's an orange idiot. With really bad hair.

"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"

What do you expect the dumb whore to say? That her shugah daddy is an a-hole? No, she has to lick his a-hole and pretend to love the taste of it.

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Submitted by Irene on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 1:56pm.
This whole "Birther" issue started with Hillary Clinton's camp during the 2008 campaign. And Phillip Berg, the first guy to bring a lawsuit damanding to see the birth certificate, is a self described " life long Democrat, Hillary Clinton Supporter".
I am not a birther. I believe BO was born in Hawaii. But I do have questions.
1. Why has he spent so much time and money (2 million dollars) fighting these lawsuits, rather than just producing the damn BC. And a certificate of live birth is not the same thing.
2. Why was the very first Executive Order he signed when he came into office, an order sealing all of his records? What's he hiding?
3. Why does he have a Connecticut Social Security number when he's never lived in Connecticut?
There are just a lot of shady questions surrounding this president.

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Let me just say this once and very clearly. EVERY thing you mentioned is anecdotal, and completely without merit. EVERY thing; from not showing his birth certificate, (he did, and have you ever heard of the vetting process?) The other two items are COMPLETELY false and have been proven so.

Here, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/rcampbell/obama-donald-trump-interv...

and here.
http://theweek.com/article/index/203021/birthers-new-fixation-obamas-soc...

My coaching. Watch less Fox News.

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Hey, don't bite the hand that gives millions. What's up with Baron, the little Trumpster, these days ?

@Jeepster you are the ish today for the best Trump comment evah! You took the words right out of my keyboard. Especially agree with #16 - (ever notice how limited his vocabulary is)? I will only add that Trump's family name before his grandpa Fred changed it was DRUMPF; Donald Drumpf - say that three times fast in you best Scooby Doo voice:

Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:57pm.

That The Donald has the effrontery to say ANYTHING about ANYTHING amazes me....and now, a list:

1. Ridiculous Hair
2. Bloated, Orange Face
3. Bankrupt - 3 times! (epic fail)
4. Multiple divorces
5. MARLA MAPLES!!!!!!
6. Mistressess EVERYWHERE
7. INHERITED his base-money, (and promptly lost it)
8. Crook (has to be)
9. Thief
10.Liar
11.Cheater
12.Delusional Egoist
13.No Sense of Humor (except for the Hair)
14.MARLA MAPLES!!!!!
15.Has a child actually named TIFFANY
16.NOT a SMART PERSON (Genius-Mind indeed...maybe to his current slut)
17. Vacillating Puke: democrat, republican, pro-choice, pro-life - yada yada yada - what color am I today????

He and this MARLA MAPLES 2.0 make me sick.....I am going home to watch cartoons all day and drink myself into a coma.

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Submitted by Welfare Barbie on Fri, 04/22/2011 - 3:49pm.
I really wish Americans could take a step back and really see how dumb we look to everyone else in the world. I live in the Dominican Republic and work in a call center for a major American company and you wouldn't believe the crazy racial things people just spew out without hesitation. Just the other day a guy called in wanting to speak with some one in the "U. S. uuuufh Ay", as he put it, and then went on a tirade about how since the company I work for outsources to different countries (he was particularly upset about the sales people he spoke with in the Phillipines), that it meant the American company I work for hates Americans!!!! And its that kind of dumbass racist logic that makes me cringe to say that I am American because outside of the country you don't see all the types of American people that there really are, you only see Jersey Shore and these racist fucks on tv! **rant over**

Why should they do that when they have faux news to tell them what to think? We are a sorry bunch.

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You just know Donald makes her get on top. Every single time.

He's a fool and so is the Birther movement. I'm no far lefty, I'm smack dab in the middle. But I just saw yesterday that even the Republican party is now trying to distance themselves from these loonies. They're dumber than I thought if they don't.

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Also, can't stand the site of Melania or Mr. Combover.

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So......there are birth announcements in two Hawaiian newspapers right after his birth. That means that someone must have knew that he would run for President some day and would need fake announcements to "cover up" that he was born in Kenya. Yeah, ok.

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I really wish Americans could take a step back and really see how dumb we look to everyone else in the world. I live in the Dominican Republic and work in a call center for a major American company and you wouldn't believe the crazy racial things people just spew out without hesitation. Just the other day a guy called in wanting to speak with some one in the "U. S. uuuufh Ay", as he put it, and then went on a tirade about how since the company I work for outsources to different countries (he was particularly upset about the sales people he spoke with in the Phillipines), that it meant the American company I work for hates Americans!!!! And its that kind of dumbass racist logic that makes me cringe to say that I am American because outside of the country you don't see all the types of American people that there really are, you only see Jersey Shore and these racist fucks on tv! **rant over**

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Slap some postage on this bitch and send her back to Transylvania or wherever the fuck she is from.

Muslims aren't destroying our country. Hispanics aren't ruining this country. Gays aren't destroying this country. Black people aren't destroying this country. THESE people ARE destroying our country:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rtyQf6Hwk&feature=player_embedded

Deport her immediately.

The Donald spouts off about China yet doesn't seem to mind having his wife hawk her cheap, "made in China" jewlery on QVC. She thinks he's a financial genius? So how come he's claimed bankruptcy at least two times?

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This mail order bride who's english is HORRIBLE wants to see the president's birth certificate? LOL! This asshole needs to speak for herself. Most of the country could give a fuck. Glad she is running her mouth because it will quickly lessen the chances of people taking trump seriously.

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guess what they are muslims that are Americans and love America, and been here for many generations I know hard to believe you know
How come we are not going back to verify that every single past WHITE president was really born here, stop hating in Obama, not all Christians are good, so what if he is a Muslim, Catholic, Buddhist, you all have the right to choose what you believe, the president has to have a certian religion now?
So is fame whoring a religion? that means that soon Paris can run for president
and if we are so worried about Obama, why will we allow a presidents wife not to be an American born person? She was not born here and said it herself, and yet she makes a big deal about Obama, do you guys not see the hyprocrecy or is it ok for her since she is white?
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Didn't recognise her without the poo-smelling expression she copies from The Donald.

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Incredible.

You've got this gold-digging bitch and Orly Taitz (the original "birther") - 2 smug foreigners who can barely speak the English language DEMANDING TO SEE PRESIDENT OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

What audacity !

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The Trump, dumbing down americans everywhere. that would make a good slogan.