There's A New Old Spice Guy In The Jungle
Isaiah Mustafa is busy shooting Tyler Perry movies and maybe-humping on Kathy Griffin, so he just doesn't have the time in his busy schedule to seduce your senses in Old Spice commercials anymore. So Old Spice made a new spokesman by rubbing together a piece of beige velvet with a drop of musk juice from Isaiah's glands. The new dude gave it his best shot, but he turned my entire body flaccid when he came out of the jungle with Skeletor legs! The chick in this commercial must have horizon eyes, because how can she not see that from the waist down dude is an extra from The Mummy. BITCH HAS NO DICK!
The message in Old Spice's commercial is that their scent is so manly that it will make any woman want to rip the wearer's clothes off (or his skin off, in this case) and allow herself to be taken by him. But how is this supposed to happen if he's got a mound of bones where his dick is supposed to be? Are you supposed to bump your 'gina against his pelvic bone? That's some "osteoporosis via fucking" shit.
With this commercial, Old Spice must be catering to the man-loving necrophiliacs out there. And JLo.
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Yuck, dislike. No wonder our old spice guy was too busy to shoot this one.
Feel sorry for the handsome guy who agreed to it.
This is just an awful commercial.
Dare I admit that I wear Old Spice High Endurance deodorant?
I do for workouts, and thankfully it doesn't smell like old man's old spice of years gone by. It works.
I liked the other guy much better. This guy's handsome tho' but still.
They think this mess replaces Isaiah? Nice fail there Old Spice. Bring back the hot guy.
*miou*
What a horrible ad. Seriously. Gross. Fire the twat agency tweener who thought that this was a good idea.
No matter what Old Spice does, it will forever be associated by me with my gross, crazy old grandfather who - after a life of alcoholism, gambling and womanizing - ended up a sick, lonely old man who lived in a nasty little apartment with his mange-y terrier, dirty white pleather sofa, enema boxes on the coffee table and a tobacco tin on the side table for him to cough his loogies in. FUCK NO!!!!
I know it has already been said - high-five to SpiceDong, I agree that unscented deodorant is the way to go - but I just had to express my own feelings about it, thankyouverymuch.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
That sucked ass. I liked the one w/ Mustafa inexplicably screaming, riding a stuffed tiger. All kinds of awesome there.
I allready said my peice about grumpy grandpa Spike Lee. I don't care one iota about Tyler Perry, bless her heart.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:12am.
Yep, but those new scents are cheap and AWFUL just like Axe and way too strong. Do young str8 men use these instead of roofies? Because it looks like anyone would pass out with a whiff of those things. Unscented deodorant is the way to go IMO.
I do not want to smell anyone's deodorant from a mile a way...it is just as bad as smelling their B.O.
LMAO!! Yes! They get them in a cloud of their Old Spice/Axe scent and their prey is down for the count.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:25am.
Mmmmmmm, Jeremy Irons.....
He's great in Showtime's "The Borgias." Watch him scheme, screw, and murder his way through the Vatican, with his vocal chords of gold!"
Oh man, I am behind on this show, but the pilot was AMAZING. Irons can do no wrong and he is hot to trot!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:45am.
I get this channel and I have sinned greatly by not Tivo-ing this undeniable masterpiece. Like Dynasty set in the Renaissance.
That is indeed a most grievous sin. You must go see Pope Irons, where he will sentence you to do penance. In his bedchamber.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
He's not man enough to be the Old Spice man. Needs more MAN.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:42am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:25am.
Mmmmmmm, Jeremy Irons.....
He's great in Showtime's "The Borgias." Watch him scheme, screw, and murder his way through the Vatican, with his vocal chords of gold!
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I get this channel and I have sinned greatly by not Tivo-ing this undeniable masterpiece. Like Dynasty set in the Renaissance.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:25am.
Mmmmmmm, Jeremy Irons.....
He's great in Showtime's "The Borgias." Watch him scheme, screw, and murder his way through the Vatican, with his vocal chords of gold!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
!! que the fuck paso with his thing?
Isn't this the same dude that's in the new DQ mini-blizzard ads who ends up on top of a mountain with shaving monkeys? Except they don't shave the pornstache off. He is kind of hot in a Michael Angarano/70's maroon blazer sort of way. MK, maybe you should photoshop that 10"'er from a Boogie Nights still on him where his skeletor parts are. Or not, then Tyler Perry might write a part for him too.
Fuck Tyler Perry and his "coonery buffoonery."
TEAM SPIKE LEE!
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OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words...
a dancing fairy!
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:37am.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:08am.
I though MK was being facetious about skeletor. Lol. Guess not. Team Isaiah Mustafa. Wasn't Mustafa the dad lion in Lion King? *googles*
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No.
Mufasa was the papa in the Lion King.
TEAM JAMES EARL JONES!"
Fuck Mufasa - it's all about Uncle Scar. Be prepared, bitches! <3
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Mmmmmmm, Jeremy Irons.....
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:48am.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:43am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:35am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:12am.
FAIL
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He may have no legs or peen, but I bet he has strong hands :D
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Hahahahahaha ♫... I want a man with a slow hand...♫
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:37am.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:08am.
I though MK was being facetious about skeletor. Lol. Guess not. Team Isaiah Mustafa. Wasn't Mustafa the dad lion in Lion King? *googles*
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No.
Mufasa was the papa in the Lion King.
TEAM JAMES EARL JONES!"
Fuck Mufasa - it's all about Uncle Scar. Be prepared, bitches! <3!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
You can still fuck his bony butt hole.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dude has one ear that sticks out and his "eyebrowns" are almost waxed enough to look like he's going to a club in Jersey.
Boondock tyler perry episode. scroll to bottom of the page
http://bluecentric.com/?p=5933
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:52am.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:30am.
Tyler Perry always casts all his fantasy men in his movies. I wonder if there's a casting couch involved? Anyway, I can't be mad at that. I'd do the same and hell yeah, there would be hot ass casting couch action...caught on tape.
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There is a casting couch involved. The Boondocks had a recent skit about a black movie director that is religious yet cast sexy built black guys in his movies and cross dresses in his movies. The skit is so scandalous but the real kicker is when Tyler Perry heard about the skit, he FIRED HIS ENTIRE STAFF b/c he felt someone was revealing his secret to the creators of Boondocks b.c the skit was right on point with alot of thing Tyler does on the down low.
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Ok, well now...veddy veddy interesting. Is this what Spike Lee is really mad about? LOL Just fuck and get it over with, you two! Oh the sexual tension!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:02am.
Guest - FUCK HO!
Rafiki is the medicinal Baboon in Lion King. Ya know, the one who hold baby Simba up for the whole Kingdom to bow to?
*stamps your forehead with a FAIL*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
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ROTFL!!! *wears stamp proudly for entire day*
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:16am.
BUT- I will say that the new Old Spice ad campaign seems to have new scents instead of just the original and is geared towards a younger generation whose weirdo semi-creeper uncles may not have worn Old Spice.
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Yep, but those new scents are cheap and AWFUL just like Axe and way too strong. Do young str8 men use these instead of roofies? Because it looks like anyone would pass out with a whiff of those things. Unscented deodorant is the way to go IMO.
I do not want to smell anyone's deodorant from a mile a way...it is just as bad as smelling their B.O.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-kfmuGHtxo
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Rafiki is what my gf's at work call Mowgli. Poor guy, LOL he has so many nicknames
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Guest - FUCK HO!
Rafiki is the medicinal Baboon in Lion King. Ya know, the one who hold baby Simba up for the whole Kingdom to bow to?
*stamps your forehead with a FAIL*
*googles rafiki* lol.
LS....OKAY!!! LOL. *blushes furiously* imma disney fail.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:30am.
Tyler Perry always casts all his fantasy men in his movies. I wonder if there's a casting couch involved? Anyway, I can't be mad at that. I'd do the same and hell yeah, there would be hot ass casting couch action...caught on tape.
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There is a casting couch involved. The Boondocks had a recent skit about a black movie director that is religious yet cast sexy built black guys in his movies and cross dresses in his movies. The skit is so scandalous but the real kicker is when Tyler Perry heard about the skit, he FIRED HIS ENTIRE STAFF b/c he felt someone was revealing his secret to the creators of Boondocks b.c the skit was right on point with alot of thing Tyler does on the down low.
http://www.bilerico.com/2010/07/tyler_perry_pissed_at_the_boondocks_cart...
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Live like the bombshell I really am!!! (Amy Winehouse @ 17)
Dude looks like "Mac" offa "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Take that as you may.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:08am.
Wasn't Mustafa the dad lion in Lion King?
Bahahaha
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:43am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:35am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:12am.
FAIL
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He may have no legs or peen, but I bet he has strong hands :D
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*snickers loudly*
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Tee hee :O
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I cant watch it. Tried to...then I saw those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking man .. and I clicked stop.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Guest, it's ok Ho.
Lion King is one of my favorite Disney movies.
Rafiki is the BOMB!
Thxs M.E. :D Jack schooled my ass on that earlier. Guess you can tell my kid isn't little anymore since I always fail on Disney characters.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
*sits next to Morb*
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:35am.
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:12am.
FAIL
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He may have no legs or peen, but I bet he has strong hands :D
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*snickers loudly*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:38am.
I like the smell of the Old Spice and the new Old Spice Sport.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So do I. *runs faster*
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Yeah, Fuck it.
I like the smell of the Old Spice and the new Old Spice Sport.
*runs*
Submitted by guest on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:08am.
I though MK was being facetious about skeletor. Lol. Guess not. Team Isaiah Mustafa. Wasn't Mustafa the dad lion in Lion King? *googles*
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No.
Mufasa was the papa in the Lion King.
TEAM JAMES EARL JONES!
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:12am.
FAIL
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He may have no legs or peen, but I bet he has strong hands :D
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The old dude was more charismatic. This one looks like a random underwear model with a hipster stache, but the ad is still hilarious.
Anyone can tell me how this old spice stuff smells? We don't have those here, and I'm curious. Is it awful like axe?
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"As people become more intelligent they care less for preaches and more for teachers." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Jacko...oh that's right. Bwha. :p
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:08am.
IN THIS ECONOMY even the original Old Spice guy sells out for Tyler Perry? Unless he plays Madea's lover in one of those movies, I ain't interested!
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Tyler Perry always casts all his fantasy men in his movies. I wonder if there's a casting couch involved? Anyway, I can't be mad at that. I'd do the same and hell yeah, there would be hot ass casting couch action...caught on tape.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
That was fucking stupid.
N'er mind the legs. Look @ his face. Ew. Bitch is ultra paper-baggy.
No.
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
LOL! She should say: You smell like you still have a penis.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
That was full of fail.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:09am.
i thought this commercial was a spoof of the real thing (which btw I never liked either)...no amount of advertising cleverness would make me wear shit like Old Spice. Blech.
I know right. It reminds me of my Uncle who is a big weirdo.
BUT- I will say that the new Old Spice ad campaign seems to have new scents instead of just the original and is geared towards a younger generation whose weirdo semi-creeper uncles may not have worn Old Spice.
great, that stupid whistle part at the end is stuck in my head... damn you, MK!!!!!
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