Open Post: Hosted By Xtina

Since Xtina slathers her lips with enough red enamel to keep the farewell mirror on RuPaul’s Drag Race going for the next ten seasons, she was the obvious choice to receive the first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame at The Abbey in West Hollywood. Snookitina came right too! It’s as if Count Chocula dressed in drag as Mae West. “Why don’t you come up and let me suck your blood sometime, sailor!”

Xtina must have done her research because polls show that the cereal character most gays want to bottom for is Count Chocula. (<—- This is a lie. It’s Franken Berry, every year.)

Here’s more of Xtina with her paid piece, the owner of The Abbey David Cooley and Bobby Trendy (with topless friend) last night. How many times do you think Xtina barfed her Bacardi into her boyfriend’s hat? That’s what it’s there for! Always a lady.