No, This Is Not Creepy At All
On last night's American Idol, Casey Abrams, a freakishly tall Hobbit who was forced to flee Middle-earth after finding out that his true father is Hagrid from Harry Potter, ended his performance of Maroon 5's "Harder to Breathe" by getting in JLo's face and launching a kiss onto her cheek. Maybe I've seen too many novellas and basic cable movies about stalkers, but when a man gets in your face like that for an extended period of time it's usually because he wants to tell you that he's about to murder your entire family. Or he wants to tell you that he knows what you did and you better meet him upstairs in his bedroom before he places a call to the sheriff. Unless that's the effect Casey was going for, his timing sucked.
It was extra creepy that Casey kept singing "it's getting hard and harder to breeeeathe" while making it harder and harder for JLo to breathe since he was blocking her air space. See? This is a direct threat and the Middle-earth authorities should be contacted right away.
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I like Casey. When I first saw him jamming on a harmonium goofing off, I thought he was going to be terrible, but he was actually good. I voted for him, Jacob, and the girls last night. I don't think Hayley's voice is as good as the judges keep saying she sounds very young and her voice isn't as strong. All she has going for her is a descent range and a growl (watch out X-tina).
Has Steven Tyler always looked like Joan Rivers?
I don't think he's good either. Except for being creepy, he doesn't have a style. I couldn't see buying music by him, and I wouldn't pay to see him perform. I think JLo and her two cunt sniffers just keep gushing over him to justify wasting the one save of the season on him.
Am I the only one who think he just isn't good at all? He isn't bad, but he is like the level of talent I'd expect to find at a lesbian coffee house on a Thursday night. Not American Idol level good, cause correct me if I'm wrong this is the same dude that totally butchered Smells Like Teen Spirit right?
Convinced this guy and the muppet Animal are one in the same, except I find Animal way more charismatic and talented.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Animal.
Also, that yucky kiss seemed pre-planned just to grind home the idea of how irresistible and utterly alluring JLo is supposed to be and to give Seacrest the lead-in to proclaim her as "the most beautiful woman in all the world."
Okay, we got it, JLo is so captivatingly beautiful, her presence is worth the $20 million she's now demanding of AI.
I think Casey is somewhat talented, but he does have a huge creep factor. Ever since he tried to be 'sexy' one week, he's been staring sideways at the camera like he's about to dismember the viewers limb by limb. Serious serial killer eyes.
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Yes, dude looks like a hobbit. If it wasn't cleared beforehand, they will definitely make changes so it doesn't happen again. Jlo did turn her face right quick--its like the old joke "Why do women have come on their ears?"
Stevey tyler looked like a deer in the headlights--don't know if he was worried about getting a kiss or not getting one.
Or maybe she went backstage after the show, hiked up her skirt, and asked him to worship her...
I was watching this mess last night and the only thing that popped into my mind were those gum commercials where a person is all up in someone's space and they immedietly hand them a pack of gum. I'm sure homeboy's breath was kickin' like a kung fu master lol
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"he wants to tell you that he knows what you did and you better meet him upstairs in his bedroom before he places a call to the sheriff."
HAHAHAHHAAAAA... LMN for Real!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
I can't believe that wasn't pre-arranged.
the contestants are allowed to get that close to the celebrity judges without permission ? I friggen doubt it.
Great song, but I hate AI.
The whole 1st Maroon 5 CD is great.
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I got a name, I got a number, I got a line on you
I got a name, I got a number, I'm coming after you
I don't watch this show anymore,
but it was totally staged. She was like : "OK I'm proving am not a bitch" so he is going to come and kiss me at the end of his performance, Yeah that's
what i would do! .
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"Do I think she's a great actress? No. Acting is what I do." Jennifer Lopez
Im following this mess for the first time (yes, getting into things when everybody else is over it already) and I love that Hailey chick, hate Lauren whatsherface. This kid is kind of weird but at least he is interesting.
who gives a shit
stoopid show for bootlickers
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she didn't look too grossed out and it put all the attention on her ass which is what she likes-BFD...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Have not watched AI all this year. Looks like they turned it into the kiss Jennifer's huge ass show.
Anyone else notice how they are purposely putting fat people on the front row now? LMAO!!!
Casey is alright. He seems like smart dude, but I can't stand his song choice last night. I am team Haley all the way.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He actually looks like a male version of Zoe from Nurse Jackie.
Never heard this squash sing before now. This is what they chose to waste their save on? Please tell me he had a bad night because this is like wedding singer caliber.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
@Raul Duke: You are so wrong for that, but I'm not even gonna lie; that was one of my favorite South Park episodes!! Makes me laugh everytime...
OT: No dude, that totally wasn't creepy...I hate when people invade my bubble.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
This fat clown is creepy as FUCK. People who smile exposing their bottom row of teeth while chortling and perspiring heavily are most certainly serial-killers.
And those sexy side-eyes he throws while following the panning camera... *throws a grenade onto AI stage & set*
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I am not here to fight. I am here to make love.
Let me tell you watching AI makes me hopeful because then my singing voice sounds so much better by comparison, and I used to think I suck at singing, now I think I can make it ;p
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
uh oh. he is totally going home tonight. J Lo will make sure of that now
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:41am.
It's like being serenaded by Teddy Ruxpin
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Loooooooool "Come dream with me toniiiight..."
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
It's like being seranaded by Teddy Ruxpin.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Raul...
Taco Flavoured keeeseeesss
LMFAO.
Oh, he shouldn't have done that. Skeletor's bones are rattling with rage. Now JLo is gonna have a close encounter with his pimp hand again.
*This scenario is courtesy of a bunch of blind items*
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I totally imagine his bref stanks
She totally knew he was going to do that. She turned her head way ahead of time because she knew it was coming.
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Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 11:04am.
Raul:
Hahahaha! Isn't the title of that episode, "Fat Ass and Pancake Head" or something like that?
Si! Fat Butt and Pancake Head !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Butt_and_Pancake_Head
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OMG RAUL, youre becoming another "schlong" with your sweet sexy words...
Ewww I can smell his bref from here!
Fozzy Bear needs to take it down a few...
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
That is the same song you can hear me humming when Snowphat sits on mah FACE....
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A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
He's creepy every performance...always looking at the camera in that stalker/killer kind of way. Don't care how talented he is as a musician, he won't get far by creeping out the audience. They should have let him go home a few weeks ago....
How rude! You know his bref was bad & that's why she turned her face.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
I can't watch the video (thankfully), but ugh and no to unsollicited kisses and hugs from strangers.
I just hugged a co-worker who was out sick for ages. I think he's a great guy, but god that was so awkward.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
GAH! I'm already feeling like I'm being skull fucked with a double edged sword. This dudes screeching didn't help matters.
This kinda reminds me why I don't watch American Idol.
awkward.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I get a nasty breath vibe from this guy.
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."-MK as Gwyneth
He looks like Yukon Cornelius to moi.
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll238/DuderMcNasty/rudolph_yukon_cu_s...
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Guess he wants to fulfill all her wishes with his taco-flavored kisses...taco taco, burrito, burrito...
eta: raul beat me to it..SP FTW!
Raul:
Hahahaha! Isn't the title of that episode, "Fat Ass and Pancake Head" or something like that?
Weird. Thought for sure he'd have a thick layer of her skin schlack on his lips.
She must do a protective wax overcoat over the glitter layer over the topcoat over the foundation layer over the base layer over the concealer layer over the moisturizer layer. Or what Kim Kardashian calls the "natural/sunlight day look."
I would have enjoyed this more if he faked her out at the last second and kissed Steven Tyler.
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MK I love you! I have said he was from Middle Earth since Day 1 with this Hobbit!!!
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
JLo kisses worse than this beaver-looking hybrid every day or did some of you sluts forget?
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I thought it was hilarious he was in her face since she is one of those, "Don't look me in the eye!" people.
you just know that Jlo ran to her dressing room during the commercial break and got her assistants to disinfect her cheek right away. The way she turned her face leads me to believe he had bad breath to boot and made her super uncomfortable.
Oh and his singing sounded like murdered cats.
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He looks like a really obese Will Ferrell.
As if Will Ferrell could get any more gross.
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LMAO@RAUL!
And this was DIFFICULT to watch! AND HE DOES LOOK LIKE SETH ROGAN!!! I wonder if JLo thought of that when he was singing to her in any breath BUT taco breath (which would have won him JLO points).
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