Add another scratch to the wall we use to keep track of all the occupied wombs in Celebwhoreland. Ethan Hawke’s former side piece nanny turned wife of 3 years Ryan Shawnhughes is knocked up with their second child. Ethan has two kids with Uma Thurman, so this newest baby friend will be his fourth.
When you used to tap at your nipples while watching Ethan in Reality Bites back in the day, did you ever think he would become a four time father and that his face would eventually transform into that of a gas station lurker who stares at ladies while they pump gas? It’s like Ethan’s face is going through its “Aaron Carter period”, right? Anyway…
Ethan and Ryan haven’t yet confirmed that their ohmydahlin oh mydaaaaaahlin daughter Clementine is going to be a sister, but a source tells UsWeekly that they’ve seen her bump WITH THEIR VERY EYES, “She’s got an adorable little basketball belly!” Another source piped in with, “They don’t know the gender, but…Clementine really wants a little brother!”
And I’m sure that as soon as Ethan laid his eyes on the piss stick with a pink thumbs up on it, his first words to his wife were: “Oh, it looks like we might need a little extra nanny help around the house… Allow me to take care of that.”