Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 21, 2011 / Posted by:

This A/B list celebrity couple with kid/s is currently in couples counseling to address some issues of marital infidelity. Both cheat on a regular basis and it was quietly accepted between the two. Until they each started cheating with the same nanny. Both became extremely jealous and were forced to confront the cheating. Now the nanny is gone and therapy is the newest thing they share. (BuzzFoto)

Wasn’t it Mo’Nique who said that she will only hire a housekeeper or nanny who is an 80-year-old blob of stray hairs and yellow teeth? This is a lesson to live by!

My guesses are: Elton John & David Furnish? Or Will Smith & Jada Pinkett?

But have these hos not heard of a little thing called: threesomes? They solve everything! Or is it that they ruin everything? I always forget.

She may be an aging diva, but this Grammy winner is still out there performing on a regular basis. During a recent concert, her boyfriend was right there in the third row, supposedly supporting her. Not. While she was belting her heart out on stage, he was offering his heart (and other parts of his anatomy) to a married woman in the audience. (Blind Gossip)

The word “heart” is in this twice, which makes me think it is the key to the answer. Miley Cyrus is on something called the Gypsy Heart Tour, but I don’t think that possum yodel fest has even started. Stevie Nicks just finished the Heart and Soul tour, but she’s a spiritual vampire so I’d hardly consider her “aging.” Shit, I guess the word “heart” means shit then.

I’ll say that it was either Janet Jackson or Kylie Minogue who got a prime seat to her boyfriend’s push and pull show.

So, this is not really celebrity gossip per se, but it is tabloid fodder, so I think it works. There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3 or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress. Cheating is not unusual for him considering he even married a mistress in the past. (CDAN)

ALL OF THEM. Literally.

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