Afternoon Crumbs

April 21, 2011 / Posted by:

What are these Chicago 5th graders looking at a picture of: a) a plate of steamed broccoli b) a uterus b) Lady Gaga’s album cover – The Daily What

Megan Fox is either stoned or she really wants to get stoned – Lainey Gossip

Something about “Dairy Queen,” “Teen Mom,” and “Aeropostale long t-shirts that really accentuate your birthing hips” – The Superficial

This is my heaven. The end. – Towleroad

Hilary Duff’s Twitter pictures are really exciting (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The only explanation for this baby’s non-stop laughter is that she drank an “apple juice” at Applebee’s beforehand – The Berry

NOOOO! Carter Oosterhouse is off the market! – Just Jared

In today’s edition of “When Horses Fail Us,” the Paris Hilton of the UK poses in front of a horse and doesn’t get kicked – Hollywood Tuna

Haven’t had your soul nibbled on by the Olsens today? Here you go. – Popsugar

Update your files: Bradley Cooper is not interested in wearing Jennifer Aniston as a beard – ICYDK

Pictures of Whitney Port!!!!!! (I added lots of !s to make her seem more exciting. Didn’t work. I know.) – Popoholic

Emma Roberts got her some Trouty MouthCelebitchy

Today’s the day the Internet will be flooded with Twihard stripper videos – SOW

Today’s also the day you get to see Beyonce in a Goofy hat – Hollywood Rag

How the hell is Tara Palmer-Tomkinson supposed to get coke up those flea urethra nostrils? – Holy Moly!

You a fancy stoner, RiRiCityrag

A double serving of Jonas nipples with a side of ass crack and not one purity ring – Celebuzz

Donald Trump just has found his new Secretary of State! – I’m Not Obsessed

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