Open Post: Hosted By The Starburst Prom Dress

April 20, 2011 / Posted by:

Kerrin Frey of River Falls, Wisconsin used thousands of Starburst wrappers and spent 6 years weaving together a prom dress for her daughter Tara. Your first thought might be that why in the name of an OCD sugar junkie would anyone use up dozens of hours of their life to make a Starburst dress? I thought the same thing until I got my answer in the form of the face Tara’s boyfriend made upon seeing the dress he’d have to stand next to the entire night. If you ran his face through the facial expression translator, it would read: “This is not the kind of candy I thought I was going to get tonight.” It’s also the same face my dog makes whenever I take him for a morning walk while wearing torn sweat shorts and a Dollywood t-shirt.

Kerrin has already started making Tara’s future wedding dress using the condom wrappers her daughter will never tear into because she wears shit like this to her prom.

And is 420 really getting to me, or did you also watch Kerrin’s folding skills and think to yourself that she could probably roll a mean joint?

via Kare 11 (Thanks LA)

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