Lady Gaga Hates Weird Al (UPDATE: She Says She Doesn't)

Weird Al Yancovic got the idea to do a completely non-offensive parody of "Born This Way" which would make fun of all the art project shit Lady Caca throws on her body. Weird Al presented the idea to Caca's camp (which really is a perfect name for Caca's camp) for approval, and they told him she needed to hear the song. Weird Al worked quickly and submitted the lyrics to Caca's camp. They turned around and said that her cuntness needed to HEAR the song, not read it. Weird Al recorded it, bowed at her hooves and delivered the song on a blue royal velvet pillow. Caca's camp came back with a definite N-O.

Weird Al will not release the song and all the proceeds from the sale of the single he planned to donate to the Human Rights Campaign will come to a grand total of $0.00. Weird Al was pretty nice about the whole thing on his blog and ended with this:

Man, I wish you all could have had a chance to see the video we were going to do for this thing. It was going to be BEYOND AWESOME, and disturbing on many levels. Oh well.

Anyway, I realize that this may be way more information than many people would care to know about the whole situation, but I just wanted to set the record straight before any crazy rumors started. There’s really nothing more that I have to say about it now, so hopefully I won’t have to be answering questions about Lady Gaga in interviews for the next 20 years.

I know this news is disappointing to many of you. Believe me… nobody is more disappointed than I am.

Thanks for listening. I’ll keep you posted.

Weird Al should understand that it wasn't Caca's decision, it was GOD'S!!! God not only writes the lyrics to her songs, but he also makes the decision as to which musical parodies she should approve. God spoke to her! And by that I mean she shoved a plastic tube up her ass, put the other end in her ear and farted. Unfortunately, there were two beats in her fart and that means "no." She would've said "yes" if there were three beats in her fart. Oh. Well. Blame it on the fartbeats. And God.

UPDATE: Even though Weird Al says that Gaga's manager shut him down, she claims she's never heard the song and loves his work. And just like that, Gaga has revealed her undiscovered talent for backpedaling fast in 10" platform heels.

UPDATE II: Weird Al has updated his blog to say that Gaga's manager admitted to him that he never played the song for her. Gaga has since heard it, approved it and it will go on his next album. Weird Al has also kept his promise and will donate profits to the HRC.

(Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:28pm.

UKer--apparently you are not smart enough to understand this site. Go back to Perez where you belong.

Submitted by cristobal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 4:25pm.

Seriously? Weird Al is so freakin' underrated. I actually prefer his mix to GaGa's, and I actually usually *like* the woman. But she's getting way to in believing her own press, and since when I first heard this song I though I was listening to Express Yourself and maybe forgot what it sounded like since I hadn't heard it for a few years, I'm totally behind the "stole it" thing, even if it was not consciously done, which could be true. I don't think GaGa would ever intentionally steal anything, especially something so universally known, but come on...

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:53am.

*steals Barbara Bush's Dildo*

Submitted by MundoLoco on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 10:05am.

HAHAHAHA! THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL SONG! <3 weird al

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:29am.

oh my! UKer, Tom Cruise needs your support on another blog!

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:16am.

UKer when talking about the 'truth' would you say you speakit?

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:13am.

If you despise MK so much why bother coming here and posting?

I cannot stand Perez. I don't go to his website. EVER.

Maybe you should not visit places that make you stabby.

Just saying.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:12am.

OK sluts...

I know we are in a recession but we might have to start a collection plate for our very own sniper for you know who!

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:10am.

This has got to be a fucking JOKE!

Please find something in your real life to be passionate about and stop worrying about people who hate Lady Caca.

Jesus fuck.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:06am.

ubmitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:25am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:16am.
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm feeling very well. Never felt better. Speaking the truth is very liberating. MK might think that I'm a cunt and a douche, but I don't give a flying fuck. I speak my mind. The attacks on this woman need to stop. Why even publish a false story designed to make her look like an asshole when there was no truth to it.
It's all a load of bollocks.
Never mind me, carry on "wasting your life making the world worst"
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Sweetie, I am not sure why you think you know so much about me, but wasting my life is not one of the things I do.

I wonder why you are unable to see the utter absurdity of your tirades against A GOSSIP BLOGGER.

Why don't YOU do something useful with your life, like worry about child abuse, the environment, putting an end to war, instead of worrying about someone who doesn't know you even exist nor would care about you even if they did know. Put your energy into something other than rabid defense of a millionaire celebrity.

Again, if you dislike it here so much, leave, you said you were never coming back, yet here you are, ranting and raving yet again. Talk about wasting ones life!

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 9:03am.

UKer is the idiot that used to defend Madonna to the death, too.

Why in the fuck are you here if you don't love MK like we do?

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Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:25am.
Never mind me, carry on "wasting your life making the world worst"

Puns? Yo Mama jokes? Bacon desserts?

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 8:57am.

@UKer:
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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:29am.

Al is always on point...

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:55am.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:16am.
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm feeling very well. Never felt better. Speaking the truth is very liberating. MK might think that I'm a cunt and a douche, but I don't give a flying fuck. I speak my mind. The attacks on this woman need to stop. Why even publish a false story designed to make her look like an asshole when there was no truth to it.
It's all a load of bollocks.
Never mind me, carry on "wasting your life making the world worst"

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:46am.

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 7:11am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:08am.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
It's the fucking internet you utter twonk. MK gets most of his made up shit from UK outlets like the Daily Mail, or to give it its real name the Daily Nazi cunt.
Go fuck yourself with Barbara Bush's Dildos, you redneck fuck!

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Someone forgot to take her meds!

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:45am.

This is what most "GOSSIP" blogs do. They publish first, then wait for shit to be denied. It's unscrupulous and downright cheap. Have the balls to apologise when you've actually published a bullshit story. None of you do, you are all a bunch of overrated barely funny bitter queens.

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:41am.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 5:08am.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
It's the fucking internet you utter twonk. MK gets most of his made up shit from UK outlets like the Daily Mail, or to give it its real name the Daily Nazi cunt.
Go fuck yourself with Barbara Bush's Dildos, you redneck fuck!

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 3:40am.

@UKer..oh, and UP DA FOKIN RA.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 3:38am.

@UKer: FUCK YOU, LIMEY ASS COW! why don't you go to another fucking UK blog.oh, wait...THERE ISNT SHIT in the UK except fucking Prince Harry who people would jack off daily if they could. We all on this blog hate CACA and I live in Ireland so, I hate you in the UK. FUCK OFF!

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 04/21/2011 - 2:43am.

Is this enough to shut you up. Fuck me! You are scraping the barrel here. Why don't you change the name of this blog to IhateLadyGaga.com? Go pick on a less obvious target.

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Submitted by Lope on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 9:34pm.
Parodies are specifically covered and allowed under copyright law.

That's not entirely true and it's far from black or white. And it's only somewhat true in the US--not elsewhere (where Gaga is selling). It's a lot less true with music (versus written and visual media), since you have to imitate the song to make the parody work. And even if you think you're in the clear, someone like Weird Al can't financially stand up to an onslaught by G's lawyers: they'd just wear him out in court.

Submitted by Lope on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 8:04pm.

I think the best part is probably that he could have recorded the song and put it on his album with or without her permission, but he's too much of a gentleman to do it without the "artist's" permission. Parodies are specifically covered and allowed under copyright law. "Artists" and pointless celebrities lately seem to think that whatever makes them a buck is ok. He doesn't, and that's why his fans will always be rabid for him.

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by Chandler02 on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:15pm.
"You sound utterly ridiculous going through hoops rationalizing exactly why Gaga wasn't involved with the decisions made"

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No, not ridiculous, just informed. You are the one who is emotionally attached to one of the 2 musicians mentioned in the story. See update #2, dear.

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Informed that Gaga didn't make the decision about Weird Al? Good for you! Hopefully you really were in the know and not just believing it because thats her official statement, Dear.

Submitted by gines on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:59pm.

Weird Al is the fucking man. I met him back when I was in 9th grade, and he was the nicest guy. He signed all the CDs and LPs I had without batting an eyelash and answered all my dumb questions. I even got a few picture with him! So awesome. I'll always be a Weird Al fan!

I'm gonna crank Weird Al for the rest of the night. It's my birthday in 1.5 hours, I'll do what I please :)

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Submitted by TriptheLight on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:57pm.

The "Express Yourself" line @ the 1:59 mark made me love it.

Submitted by Starqz on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:56pm.

Awww..I LOVE Wierd Al! I hope this really was all a mix up and that she likes the song cause he did a good job with it:) You know you've made it when Wierd Al decides to spoof you, that itself is the highest compliment..

Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:05pm.

Neverevenmind.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:17pm.

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:25pm.

I like the Key of awesome parody better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvE9D3zMfY&list=SL

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Ha! I don't like everything they do but that was pretty fine!

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:57pm.

Huge fan of his work?

This woman....is the biggest goddamn motherfucking phony the music industry has ever manufactured! If you honestly think she's the avant garde goddess she professes herself to be, I'm sorry, but that's on par with still believing in Santa Claus.

Clearly, she can only contribute to something like the Human Rights Campaign when she looks like a flawless, saint, savior, shepherd leading all of us lost gays into the Promised Land. The only reason this stupid song is seeing the light of day is because, like her Target deal, people caught on to the fact that she's a soulless, disingenuous twat and she's so desperate for approval she's going along with it for fear she might end up looking like the self-centered asshole she is.

Quit crying about all the criticism Gaga, quit trying to polish your immaculate, disgusting narcissism and go looking for that lost treasure in your soul called HUMILITY.

Submitted by Wood Dragon on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:55pm.

I like the Key of awesome parody better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvE9D3zMfY&list=SL

Submitted by Chandler02 on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:45pm.

"You sound utterly ridiculous going through hoops rationalizing exactly why Gaga wasn't involved with the decisions made"

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No, not ridiculous, just informed. You are the one who is emotionally attached to one of the 2 musicians mentioned in the story. See update #2, dear.

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:35pm.

The manager needs to be fired. What a dumb cunt. Having Weird Al parody your song is a sign you've officially "made it".

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Submitted by Chucks on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:26pm.

You know what Weird Al is just the nicest guy and he has been around longer than she has been alive. He is also vastly more talented, creative and successful. So fuck her a lot. Maybe she should call Coolio and see how all the shade he threw at Al blasted him into the stratosphere of stardom.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:26pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:52pm.

♫...I'll wrap my small intestines around my neck...♫

Hahahahaha! Bravo, Weird Al!

Just read update # 2. Yay, Gaga just approved it, and Weird Al is going to make a video! It's gonna be awesome!

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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:24pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:52pm.
♫...I'll wrap my small intestines around my neck...♫

Hahahahaha! Bravo, Weird Al!

Just read update # 2. Yay, Gaga just approved it, and Weird Al is going to make a video! It's gonna be awesome!
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Yay!!!

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by Chandler02 on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 6:24pm.

You sound utterly ridiculous going through hoops rationalizing exactly why Gaga wasn't involved with the decisions made.

Funny how Weird Al didn't have this issue with the other superstars.. or that he didn't have your vast knowledge on how the industry works before posting what he did on his blog. Damn him!!

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Submitted by nebajnim on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:40pm.
He ought to put the lyrics to "express yourself" because you obviously don't need permission to do a different version of that one.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:01pm.

Weird Al's not just some artist! He's Weird Al! You think HE doesn't know the industry and it's inner workings?!? And she had the time to send it back and say "record" it. And OF COURSE he's writing about all this on his blog - he's got albums to sell too yo! And then again - maybe it's just what you say; he couldn't get her attention THAT way so...

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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 5:22pm.

♫...I'll wrap my small intestines around my neck...♫

Hahahahaha! Bravo, Weird Al!

Just read update # 2. Yay, Gaga just approved it, and Weird Al is going to make a video! It's gonna be awesome!

Submitted by Chandler02 on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:54pm.

"How are you so adamant that management didn't inform her? Are you the "source close to the singer"?
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I know how the industry works, and Al's comments about rushing this thing through adds a LOT of context. It was pretty insane for her to release a cd with 2 videos and 2 singles while she was still currently on tour. That doesn't leave much time to deal with other things. Giving other artists permission like this would be the LAST thing on her team's priority list. Getting stuff to artists on tour can be a nightmare in itself.

I know you are amusing yourself with your hate, so fact and context are probably just annoying. Please, don't let me stop you. ;)

Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:47pm.

Ahahaha!I heard the "Express Yourself" - good catch!!
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:43pm.

At least Vadge had a sense of humor about herself at one point. Homegirl here wouldn`t know self-parody if it wore pasties, stiletto heels, a blonde wig and a Missing Persons World Tour 1983 T-Shirt. It`s becoming abundantly clear that she`s actually the next Terence Trent D`Arby than the next Madonna. His second album was pretentious and high aaaaaht to the Nth degree and it sank like a mercury balloon. He himself changed his name and faded into obscurity. T minus fifteen, fourteen...

Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:38pm.

Weird Al can still perform the song live - he's just not allowed to record it
He performs the Eminem spoof live that was shut done by the fore mentioned douche.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U

Submitted by Starr07 on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 4:24pm.

Well done. More clever than the original. (Gaga's original that is..not Madge's original original).