Afternoon Crumbs

April 20, 2011 / Posted by:

The nursery for Mimi’s twins doesn’t have one life-sized rhinestone unicorn or a mural of her giving birth to a double complete rainbow! How are they going to know they’re in the right place?! – Celebitchy

The broccoli boring dress Kate Middleton is wearing will sell out in 3..2.. it’s sold out – Lainey Gossip

Does baby porcupine with hiccups know the “picture a blinking neon sign” trick? – TDW

“It won’t cost much! Just your voice!” – The Superficial

Farthole extraordinaire Vince Neil still gets the strippers (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lil Wayne’s album cover probably really is his grade school graduation picture – Sandra Rose

Oh, Marc Anthony is just taking a quick nap – Towleroad

Why does Steve Nash have the haircut my mom got at the JcPenney salon in 1983? – Boston Barstool Sports

JLo stole my Easter mass outfit! – Popsugar

Charlize Theron stole my back-up Easter mass outfit (sans the black tee) – Hollywood Tuna

I kept scrolling, scrolling, scrolling and scrolling hoping that I’d get to the inevitable Chad White peen picture, and nothing. Feel my pain. – The Berry

Meanwhile, Basement Baby made an Eiffel Tower out of old clothespins and wig glue – Just Jared

In today’s performance, the part of me will be played by this dude and the part of my chihuahua will be played by a bulldog – Cityrag

Ben Affleck pulls out of The Great GatsbyICYDK

If you turned this picture of Olivia Munn upside/down, wouldn’t her hair look like two crows trying to kiss? Happy 420! – Popoholic

Fred Durst spent his Sunday exactly how you would expect Fred Durst to spend his Sunday – Hollywood Rag

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry play nice – I’m Not Obsessed

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