Spaz de la Huerta Has A Good Defense
Paz de la Huerta, the glistening swizzle stick of crazy from Boardwalk Empire, was arrested late last month after she allegedly ate the face of a reality star with her fist at a fancy hotel bar in NYC. Samantha Swetra, who was on MTV's The City for a quick minute, told police that a fight broke out when Spaz tried to get on her man. Samantha was punched in the face and her leg got cut up from a broken glass thrown by Spaz.
Spaz was in a NYC court room this morning where she was officially charged with third-degree assault, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. But fear not! The greasy wild flower of my heart has a good reason for why she whooped a trick. The NYDN reports:
De la Huerta, 26, allegedly punched Samantha Swetra - of MTV's "The City" - in the face, bloodying her nose and mouth, and threw a glass at her."I'm a real actress - HBO. She's a publicity seeker, a fake actress," prosecutors say De la Huerta told cops after the March 20th dust-up at the Standard Hotel.
De la Huerta stood silently with her hands in her pockets as Judge Frank Nervo issued an order of protection and told her to be back in court on May 19.
I lovelovelovelovelove that Spaz added the "HBO" to her proclamation of innocence. If she was on The CW, Fox or even NBC, it wouldn't be alright. But because you have to pay a monthly fee to see her work, it's okay! Like she was expecting the cops to release her and say, "Ooooh, HBO! Why didn't you say so then?"
Samantha probably didn't put up a fight, because reality stars aren't about to tussle for free. They get paid to fight for real. Show Samantha a check, and then she would've shown some flying fists.
And I am perfectly aware that Spaz is a complete asshole who won't even able to shout "I'm a real actress - Public Access!!!" in a few years, but I can't help but not love her. If she bathed, I'd drink her bath water with a shot of Bacardi.
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good point neurotic..she does bitchy bitch very well....and nude crazy bitch even better.
Okay, babybunny, Spaz is not for everyone, I know, I know and you're right she might be forgettable for some, unless she's naked, but, but, but...
I remember her confrontation with that Irish hussy in the restaurant! It was classic how the bitch stood up there, trying to keep it real, but her wit just wasn't enough and then, fucking Diane from Trainspotting, slapped her.
Spaz was acting then, I am positive, because in real life, bitch would have retaliated with an even bigger slap.
She does have to sort her priorities out though.
In a perfect world, Rick James would still be around and Spaz would be his sidekick. They could go from one coke/booze fueled orgy to the next, asking "what did the five fingers say to the face?" together and shit...
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:51pm.
I find her beady little eyes disturbing.
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Same. Why doesn't she wear a little mascara -- or else tone down that screaming lipstick.
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Spaz just need to beat a bitch down on the reg for no other reason than I find it entertaiing as fuck...BUT...I'd like to propose a beatdown list...
1) Lindsay Lohan
2) Paris Hilton
3) Charlie Sheen
4) Brooke Mueller
5) continue....
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I find her beady little eyes disturbing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
all I remember Spaz doing on BE, which I watched EVERY episode...(love and adore Buscemi to his core)..was be a ho, be a drunk bitter ho, and then be a ho having sex with an insane FBI agent...and telling him he knocked her up. I swear her scenes were extremely unforgettable..and the only one that stands out is when she is having sex with the FBI Agent (due to full frontal nudity), and being naked with the irish girl in a dressing room (more full frontal nudity), if she wasn't naked in her scenes she was pretty unforgettable.
With critics creaming their pants over Boardwalk Empire, I avoided the show like a plague and then dared myself to watch it when I was too damn bored one day.
I was blown away by how awesome this show is. And though some people watch the social mores of the time and get upset over them, I fucking love it to sorta look back -- this shit's for entertainment, not history lessons -- and realize that slowly things changed to what we have now.
So I'm team Spaz here. The show is great, she's great in it and all this crap I read about her makes me realize she is the character she plays, but so what? I mean, she's not being a Blake Lively out there, trading blowjobs for roles.
26yo? you gotta be kidding...I sincerely hope that is a typo. Trick is more beat than Kim Whoreziac from that Atlanta show and she claims to be 30. ha!
And since when do showing a huge afro bush and slurring some words qualify as real acting?
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
26 years old my ass. That trick is BEAT.
Her lips look like they're detachable and about to fall off.
"if she bathed" -- hahhaahahaha!
I love the fact that it always looks like she singed off her eyelashes. So drunk that her eyelashes fell out. Or something.
That girl should have called the dog catcher if this thing really was all over her man.
When I first opened this post I really and honestly thought she had those fake wax lips in her mouth. WTF kind of duckfaced pose is that??? Does she think she looks sexy??? She isn't a great actress. She plays herself on the show, so she's really just behaving as her usual self, a drunk, desperate, pathetic hanger-on with no class.
That is ONE ugly broad!
I have been loving Paz since the drunk photos earlier this year. I wholeheartedly agree with her, she's a reall actress vs some reality show trick. teampaz
If you ask me, she's public access now.
Ba-dum chhhhh
O snowy *sharpens shank*
I'll see you on Survivor: All-Star Heroes, Villains, Sweethearts and Enemies Edition!
Be ready!
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Instead of this woman lets have some Rob Lowe.
ANGEL STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Spaz strikes me as one of those women who don't feel validated unless she has the attention of EVERY MAN AROUND and will act a fool to get it. Probably was teased for being ugly as a kid and now she's all "Look at me! LOOK AT MEEEE!!" Sad.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
I find her strangely sexy.
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Someone said Spaz used to be pretty (lies!), and I didn't know who the other chick was, so I had to use google images for both of them. Swetra is pretty. Unless her bf is into Stephen Tyler looking chicks, I don't understand what there could've been a fight over. Goodness gracious great balls of fug!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:42pm.
Spaz de la Faceishuerta-in my eyeyes!
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That's so silly it's giving me a case of the giggles.
I'm trying to type while laughing.
-in my eyeyes! LMAO
I dont wanna have nitemares...
wow, I was looking at older pics of her, and she was pretty before she became a greased up hot mess. She was probably crazy back then too though
So, basically, she's the thespian equivalent of Lady Caca. Got it.
-She is truly a crazy hot mess!
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Is hit in the face with a shovel the new black?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:19pm.
She IS a shitty actress. They only have her in there because they need a quota of naked tits and asses in an HBO show. And when she isn't hanging around naked, she's spreading her legs and cooing about her sex life in a creepy abused-little-girl voice.
She needs to follow My Little Pony's example, and slap some makeup on those teeny-tiny eyes.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
We have now officially found the poster child for duckface!
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The proper pronunciation is 'bitch, please'. - Jana
Huerta hurt-a Swerta?
edit: Oops that's Swetra.
Soo... Huerta sorta hurt-a Swetra?
You know how they say that you should focus either on eye or lip makeup, don't go overboard with both. She takes that advice a bit too seriously...
She so nasty!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
She desperately needs eye make-up. Looking at her makes me sick.
Spaz de la Faceishuerta-in my eyeyes!
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:37pm.
Being featured in the execrable "The City" deserves to get you punched in the face. Paz did nothing wrong here.
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You totally should have been her lawyer.
She really needs people on her side who truly understand!
I understand too but I'm no lawyer.
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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
She's only 26!?! This is some Ali Lohan conspiracy!
snowy: yer makin'me crazy with that avvie! I can barely stop thinking about that mofo as it is. The way he's getting so mafioso about shit is very sexay!(but i think it might end up being his downfall too...but then that's why I love him cuz you just never know...)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
Being featured in the execrable "The City" deserves to get you punched in the face. Paz did nothing wrong here.
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I sent a request too.... lol
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Submitted by Vanitas on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:26pm.
Paul whateverhisnameis
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Paul Rudd
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Sweet Jebus, thank you. I had a major brain fart on that one. LMAO!
TexnDoc- Spaz seems like the type who needs all male attention on her at all times, no matter how fugly the guy.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
oh Paul Rudd is hot tho
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
guest, we can't see anything good till she accepts the friend request. I'll keep you posted.
M.E. I must be thinking of another movie,,,,
I can't have thought TM was hawt, LOL, is't that the one when they have the bear, oh no that's Hotel NH, ooooops MY BAD! LOL
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:15pm.
Really? I didn't know they made a movie of that. The book was pretty good.
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Yeah. Back in 1999. With Charlize Theron, Toby Maguire and the hot mess of this topic. Though her role wasn't any different to what she comes off as these days...
Paul whateverhisnameis
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