Tuesday, April 19th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Katherine Heigl's Hot Cowgirl Skirt
Here's Katherine Heigl acting oh-so-happy with herself for being the first one in Beverly Hills to wear a complete ensemble from Carolina Herrera's joint collection with Miller's Outpost (R.I.P.).
When I first laid eyes on this disaster, I asked myself if the blouse (which is obviously a distant cousin of Seinfeld's puffy shirt), the suede scrunch boots (held together with a rubber band) and the giddy-yuck skirt would look better on their own. The answer is: YEAHNO. Still ass. All of it.
For real though, this entire outfit from the House of Dereon, right? Nobody knows how to fuck up a white shirt like Tina Knowles!
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*quicck waves to all* After consultation tonight, will come out guns blazing against ex tomorrow. First gonna sleep off bottle and a half of viino. Loves you snarks; tomororrow's a new day. yup. hugs
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"...a blind man (Tsuru-maru), the innocent victim of the war that rages all round him; he's lost the last protection that he had - a picture of the Buddha - and now he stands alone, in the midst of ruins, at the edge of the abyss..." -Akira Kurosawa's "RAN" (1985)
IrishFury, I will try your dark-sided remedy tonight, thanks! :D
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 8:46pm.
I tried your toothpaste suggestion. So far, everything smells great!
JohnnysGirl - stick a lump of toothpaste on the zits, let it dry and sleep with it on. Dries everything out. It's a good emergency remedy!
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Dark-sided!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:52pm.
Well I happen to think Scott REALLY IS THAT STUPID. Everyone I've ever known named Scott is dumbass, just saying.
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THIS IS THE GOSPEL TRUTH. I don't know how many times I've said the same thing.
People of Earth, DO NOT name your child "Scott", lest ye wanteth for a son a douchebag. Verily.
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"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."
Say, horz -
Anybody have a tried-and-true FAST blemish remedy? I have a gig on Friday and of course my physiog has chosen this time to bust out some pimpelz, fuckity-fuck.
I don't squeeze 'em (makes 'em worse IMO) so I'm looking for a topical.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Nope - my udders have built in eyebrows. ;-)
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
I did like Memoirs of Cleopatra by Margaret George. That book actually sparked alot of my interest in history.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
joe, I LOVE The Phillipa Gregory novels. I have read a bunch of them. A couple of them weren't as good as some, but on the whole, very enjoyable reading for me.
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"I'm pretty fucking far from okay"
-Marcellus Wallace "Pulp Fiction"
DWM - I usually call it "takin em to church" lol, true facts.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Jack -- that's not what you call bible study down there?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Queenie - there may be more, but initially, yea.
DWM - bible study? I'm thinking she wants to scream OH GOD but not sure that qualifies as bible study. I turned it down.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:27pm.
Question for the menz: if you had a female friend, and you jerked off while thinking of her, and in an unguarded atkind of drunk) moment admitted it to her ... WTF you getting at?
AWWWWKWWWAAARD...
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 7:01pm.
Queenie - I just got a text from a chick that reads
"I need some adult conversation, wine and ..."
what could that mean? LOL
I think that's an invitation to Bible Sudy, Jack.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:46pm.
easy, he wants to fuck you.
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Is that all there is?????????
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Queenie - I just got a text from a chick that reads
"I need some adult conversation, wine and ..."
what could that mean? LOL
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:53pm.
Lol, I'm reading the Stacey Schiff book too! It's ok. It's not completely boring, but I haven't read it for a week, so....yeah.:)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:46pm.
Joe Shmoe, I tried the Phillippa Gregory thing, and I couldn't do it. I have some weird anal retentiveness when it comes to historical books. Once I know the IRL story, I can't read novels based on it. I just read a book about Catherine of Aragon...tearjerker
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Really? I'm kinda the opposite. For a long time I preferred non-fiction, with the exception of two or three favourite fiction writers, but I've just gone cuckoo over the Gregory books. I've spent a couple of hundred bucks probably on those damn books. I'm starting The Constant Princess next which I think is about C of A.
Right now I'm reading a dryer nonfictional account of Cleopatra by Stacey Schiff; she won a Pulitzer for it and it's quite good but not a real page-turner. (read: no juicy sex. Yet.)
On-topic: errrrr, Heigle keigle.
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In My Secret Life
Did anybody see the movie "Conviction", which is based on a true story? The one with Hilary Swank who becomes a lawyer just to prove her brother is innocent of murder?
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:27pm.
Question for the menz: if you had a female friend, and you jerked off while thinking of her, and in an unguarded atkind of drunk) moment admitted it to her ... WTF you getting at?
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easy, he wants to fuck you.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Joe Shmoe, I tried the Phillippa Gregory thing, and I couldn't do it. I have some weird anal retentiveness when it comes to historical books. Once I know the IRL story, I can't read novels based on it. I just read a book about Catherine of Aragon...tearjerker.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:39pm.
OK maybe I was dumb but when I first came here, I kept getting my head chewed off for going off topic. I didn't know there were these rules! People had to tell me to wait for the OP. Even the mod was following me around, deleting my off topic comments LMAO
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There are mods on here?
*Sets down tray of fancy blow pop jello shots.* Who wants one?
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:39pm.
Shit, I'd be flattered. One of my guy friends told me he jerked off to me the other day. Then again, we've also had sex.
I take it as a compliment
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Yeah it is a compliment; but if I was just friends with the guy, that would add another element to the relationship that would make me uncomfortable. Probably wouldn't thrill my husband either. Eh. :)
PS. I've worked my way through almost all the Phillipa Gregory books. They're sooooo good!
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In My Secret Life
Shit, I'd be flattered. One of my guy friends told me he jerked off to me the other day. Then again, we've also had sex.
I take it as a compliment.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
OK maybe I was dumb but when I first came here, I kept getting my head chewed off for going off topic. I didn't know there were these rules! People had to tell me to wait for the OP. Even the mod was following me around, deleting my off topic comments LMAO
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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."-MK as Gwyneth
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:27pm.
Question for the menz: if you had a female friend, and you jerked off while thinking of her, and in an unguarded atkind of drunk) moment admitted it to her ... WTF you getting at?
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I can't answer that question, cuz I'm not a manz, but I read once in Cosmo (yeah I know) that for most women (unless they're SuBo) their casual male friends have jerked off, while thinking about them. This completely freaked me out. I couldn't look men at work in the eye for about a month after reading that. The article finished with a sentence like, "Believe it! Some guy you know has pleasured himself thinking about YOU!"
:O
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In My Secret Life
SUCK IT LEENIE YOU BITCH!!!!!
*smooches Leenie*
*slips her more tongue*
You know she likes it! :)
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Question for the menz: if you had a female friend, and you jerked off while thinking of her, and in an unguarded atkind of drunk) moment admitted it to her ... WTF you getting at?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
SFRB - Is that yer bewb?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
*programs GPS for Cappy's place*
*borrows custom-built pistol from neighbort*
*stops for gallon jug of pinot noir*
*hides gun and vino under front seat upon crossing state line*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
She's not ugly or old. Why does she keep dressing like some kind of highfalutin struggling-to-be-upper-middle-class Texas housewife? It's not just this outfit, but her style lately in general, and her hair. I like short hair, just not the way she styles hers.
Why can't all trolls have jewels in their belly buttons or Dave Coulier as a 1st sexual experience?
Why can't they let dlisted be great?
(Shares california brownies)
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:46pm.
You know you like it, Jack.
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:P
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
i second that troll & raise you a jana or maybe a gretchen.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Horny = stupid.
Trust.
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Submitted by Fraggle: I vary between 665 and 667, depending on hormones.
Well I happen to think Scott REALLY IS THAT STUPID. Everyone I've ever known named Scott is dumbass, just saying.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*takes liquor from Stoney*
Thanks!
Re: Scott.
Nobody is that stupid, right? Unless they just came to hear of the internets, they've got to know what an open post is. I call troll.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:40pm.
Scott, you need serious fucking help if you are that goddamn RETARDED that you do not understand what an OPEN POST MEANS. It is only HOSTED by Katherine Heigl. It is for the readers of this site who want to chat about things OTHER THAN KATHERINE HEIGL, YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
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Whaaaa? *turnng up hearing aid*
What's that you say Stoney? I can't hear ya' girl. Speak up now!!
:P
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In My Secret Life
You know you like it, Jack.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMMFAO @ stoney! ...mean ass tiny dancer. :)
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
*passes around liquor*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
holy FUCK!
*passes stoney a blunt and the rest of my Miller Lite*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:32pm.
Not one of these comments is about Katherine Heigl. You folks seriously need help.
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That's what an open post is for. To talk about anything. You're wrong on one count--some of the comments are in fact about that monstrosity of an outfit. But you're right--we do need help!
Anybody have any "help" they can pass around?
I like Heigl's bag - you can send the rest to the nearest charity shop.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
Scott, you need serious fucking help if you are that goddamn RETARDED that you do not understand what an OPEN POST MEANS. It is only HOSTED by Katherine Heigl. It is for the readers of this site who want to chat about things OTHER THAN KATHERINE HEIGL, YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."