Eddie Cibrian and Brandi Glanville’s son had his fourth birthday at Chuck E. Cheese in L.A. over the weekend was surrounded by the usual stuff. You know, pizza so greasy you could get Kim Kardashian into a pair of latex leggings with it, animatronic characters that could beat LeAnn Rimes in a personality contest and a member of the paparazzi who was there to capture all the precious moments for their family album (aka UsWeekly)!!!
Brandi and LeAnn put down their shanks a while ago, but this might’ve been the first time they were actually in a room together. It went off without a bitch. LeAnn didn’t slap Brandi in the face with a pizza slice. Not that she would anyway. a) LeAnn isn’t ever going to touch a slice of pizza for fear that the greasy calories will seep into her pores and make her fat. b) It would take longer than the length of the birthday party for LeAnn to get that BlackBerry surgically removed from her fightin’ claw.
And how long before LeAnn “Hedy” Rhymes “accidentally” cracks her ankle and is in need of crutches? I see you memorizing the exact color and measurements of Brandi’s cast, LeAnn!