Jill Zarin Did Not Go Under The Knife, So She Says

April 19, 2011 / Posted by:

On the left is The Real Housewives of New York’s Jill Zarin back in February looking like she has pores on her face that actually suck in oxygen like a regular human being, and on the right is Jill Zarin a week ago looking like Dilbert with contacts and a wig. Cartoonface is not the look. But Jill told Wendy Williams (via E! News) today that the tip of a scalpel is not the reason why she looks like the Jewasian mamasan of an underground brothel. Jill explained it like this:

“I have not used any plastic surgery, but I will let you know what I have had done. I go to Dr. Pat Wexler, she’s like the best. What she does is a liquid facelift, which is different than a real facelift.

She injects Restalyne on the side [of her face] and it gives you a pull so you don’t fill in the smile lines, because that’s too inaccurate.”

Jill also admitted to getting screwed in the chin and forehead with the Botox needle.

The truth is, Jill doesn’t look that different. Sure, you could roll sushi on her new forehead without her knowing it, but other than that it’s not that big of a stretch. The only thing that gets me is that new janky Blonde Ambition ponytail she insists on wearing. Jill needs to donate that mess to a naked pony’s ass and leave the top of her head alone.

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