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April 19, 2011 / Posted by:

The Life-Size Barbie created by Hamilton College student Galia Slayen.

By now, you might have already put your Skipper doll into the crucifix position to aim it at the terrifying Barbie mannequin with supposed life-sized proportions based on the tiny doll’s measurements. Galia, who battled anorexia for a year, made Life-Size Barbie with chicken wire, wood and papier mache for National Eating Disorders Awareness Week (it is also representing my very own unofficial National Nightmare Awareness Week) to start a conversation about body image and show little girls that this shit isn’t realistic. Galia said that she idolized Barbie as a little girl and doesn’t blame the plastic doll for her eating disorder, but “she’s one small factor, an environmental factor. I’m blond and blue-eyed and I figured that was what I was supposed to look like. She was my idol. It impacted the way I looked at myself.”

Life-Size Barbie is 6′ tall with a 39″ bust, 18″ waist and 33″ hips.

I’m not sure how accurate Galia was with her scaling, but does Barbie suffer from Shrunken Head Guy syndrome?! If Barbie had nipples, they would definitely be bigger than her head. I can crush her head with salad tongs. That isn’t right.

Life-Size Barbie can slither into your bedroom undetected to poke out your head with her handless tentacles and stuff it in her chest. I mean, those aren’t tits. Those are the heads of her victims in there. If Barbie can’t have a normal-sized head, neither can you!

Will somebody please build a life-size Bratz doll, so the battle between pea head and boulder head can commence!

With all that being said, Tiger Woods has the most confusing boner right now.

via MSNBC

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