Beyonce's Latest Musical Seizure Leaks

Above is Beyonce as Atilla the Wig on the set of her video for "Girls (Who Run The World" last week, and below is the song for it which features a sample of Major Lazer's "Pon de Floor." If you're a high school drill team who is looking for a song that will clear the stands so you don't have to stomp as hard, this is the shit for you! It's also the song you need to experience if you've always wanted to know what it feels like to stick your head in a drum. Play at your own risk below:

Now I know how Basement Baby feels when her entire family is hoofin' it upstairs while she's hiding under a table as the ceiling tiles fall and the walls shake. This song sounds it was made just for the speaker room at Best Buy.

They say this is a demo, so hopefully Beyonce reworks the entire thing when she realizes that the beats are melting the glue off of her lacefront tape.

via Global Grind (Image via Fame Pictures)

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Beyonce • Bitch Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me • Why Are You Doing This To Us?

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 7:56am.

fyi! the videographer is embarassed by the jay z and bey wolf videos he gets paid to do. he considers himself a real filmmaker and does this to pay his bills.
oh, and he did the xtina one where she is a slut. and we all laughed that no one even saw the video he did of rhianna being a lesbian cause the states are so homofagphobic. i love my life! i know all! i should write my own blog. hahahaha! he showed them to us on his lap top and was laughing at all the videos he has done with lady gaga and bey wolf. oh, and so were all the other cinematographer friends were all hanging with in spain last year. ahahaha! no one likes you beyonce.

Submitted by Mcatz on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 8:24pm.

just because J bought Bey an island doesn't give her the right to wear a pope hat! jus sayin'..

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Submitted by MISSterious on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 8:15pm.

Hot. Fuckin. Mess.

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Submitted by kbcan on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 7:07pm.

That was horrendous. I had to turn it off after about a minute -- just pure 100% crud.

Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:34pm.

Opiate of the masses. "Girls" don't run the world, and the more you say they do, the more "Men" laugh at you.

Submitted by HeddaHopper on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:02pm.

Honey, sometimes you don't have to say anything.
That photo of Bey is worth a million words. TYVM for the best laugh I've had allll day.

Do you think perhaps this will be a featured fashion statement for Dereon?

The photo shoulda been in your "Caption This" Thread. Truly.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:57pm.

Wow, she's really starting to fight the chunk.

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:47pm.

dlatina on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:08am.
I have an unfortunate love of cheesy pop songs, which means I love many of Beysus' songs...but when I listen to them I always fantasize about how they would sound sung by someone with a good voice. Ditto with Alicia Keys in that New York song. Great song, but she sucks ass.

What is it with the female pop singer voice strain?
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i especially felt this way about halo.

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:45pm.

Pure shit!

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:27pm.

Diapers come in black?
Is that for goth kids who breed?.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U

Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:08pm.

Shit's annoying.

Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 3:50pm.

What the...I don't even...

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 3:30pm.

Can't listen to this ish. Soon as I heard the N word, it was a goner. Beyonce. Get. a. clue.

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:39pm.

I'll give her credit for not using autotune or lady gaga-style dance music but the song sucks ass is way too hip-hop for my taste and reminds me of her "Lose My breath" song she had with Destiny's Child

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:20pm.

I think someone said it best when they said that Beyonce, you are now a WOMAN, you can stop singing about "girls" now.
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Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:48pm.

saltydog, that should be a badge of honor, NOT being selected for this piece of crap

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:00pm.

*yawn*

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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE

Submitted by phillysweet on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:28pm.

Is hate to strong of a word for this fukin bitch?

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:24pm.

Don't care to listen to it. Just wanted to say DAMN she looks like her mother (in the face). Never noticed it before, or was this an overnight, bitch is getting old, thing?

Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:15pm.

Crap. Didn't even have to listen to all of it. The idiot at the beginning using 'shit' and 'n*gger' right off just summed the enire song up for me. Can't these rappers increase their vocabulary? Just a tiny bit? Stupid.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:09pm.

saltydog88 ITA, for some reason ever since I heard this mess I haven't been able to stop singing ♫Judas Ju da as♫

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"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:06pm.

LMAO @ "Bitch your pancakes look fine to me"! Bouncy looks fat, and the song (the minute or so that I heard of it) sucks ass.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:05pm.

Rupaul is that you?

Submitted by KA on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:04pm.

Now that's just awful.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:01pm.

I take back my negative comments about Judas...this shit is soooooo much worse

Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:59am.

I submitted to be in this video but didn't get picked =(

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:55am.

I can't speak for the rest of the world, but I'm personally FED UP with Beyonce & the rest of these so-called corporate made puppets trying to pass themselves off as talented singers.

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Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:42am.

Love the industrial strength belt.

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:28am.

JESUS FUCK HOLY DRAG QUEEN.

Submitted by torpedo on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:26am.

Why does she keep exposing her unattractive,fat legs??

Submitted by BBGemini on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:21am.

You *KNOW* Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson are feeling those high-waisted gut cover panties.

Girl in the lower left with the red cape is mad bc she doesn't get to be as nekkid as Bouncy. She wants to show her dancer-body stuff, but they threw a cape over her so that Bouncy wouldn't look like a damn circus elephant stomping up behind her.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:15am.

Bitch is porky.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:09am.

What in the 300 Spartan tranny hell kind of gd outfit is this?

"Madness? This...is...SASHA FIERCE!" (kicks haters into the well)

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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:00am.

If you covered this shit "song" with lighter fuel and set it on fire then put it in a lead box and buried it in concrete and then built a skyscraper over it and then had a terrorist fly a plane into the skyscraper vaporising the surrounding area it would still be a hit. We are doomed.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:55am.

Is this supposed to be a pro-woman anthem? Oh fuck no!
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Submitted by ethang on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:43am.

Blame all this foolishness on Gaga. Now every popstar feels the need to wear outlandish outfits to stay relevant.

Soon enough a girl with a plain white T, a pair of jeans and a guitar will be all the rage...

Submitted by BitchHouse on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:41am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:31am.
BH: OMG the people on that site are as bad as the Brangeloons re Chris and Fishy!!!
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xox on 08 Aug 2008 at 8:31 am #

Que esa estupida de Beyonce se vaya mucho al diablo!!! Junto con su estupido y ridiculo (igual que ella), Jay-Z! Los dos son unos idiotas!

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:17am.

That outfit looks like a soviet negligee. And a gramma body to go with it.

Looks like she took a break from the gym since ring on it.

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:14am.

Bouncy is ffaatt...that vid shoot looks way too over the top for me...make a statement and make it simple..has more impact than all those damn costumes.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:01am.

BH: OMG the people on that site are as bad as the Brangeloons re Chris and Fishy!!!

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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK

"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:56am.

My advice? "Run from this motha (p.o.s.)...run from this motha (p.o.s.)...run from this motha (p.o.s.)...run from this motha!

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:56am.

bouncey's thighs look extra..er extra....take a cue from janet jackson on how to keep the body tight...
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Submitted by SakeBomb on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:51am.

DAMMIT BEYONCE, YOU LEAVE MAJOR LAZER OUT OF THIS

Submitted by skeptical at best on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:49am.

*Completely dripping in sarcasm* WOW! Beyonce isn't wearing any pants. You NEVER see that from her.

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