Afternoon Crumbs

April 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Dear Jessie J, please give the late and great Madeline Kahn her Mrs. White wig back, because I really don’t like seeing it on you. FLAMES! FLAMES! FLAAAAMES! – Hollywood Tuna

These pictures of Sofia Vergara waiting for some in NYC reminds me of when one of my cousins came to visit and asked, “At which bus stop does the subway come?” Lainey Gossip

What a Slytherin boy band might look like – The Berry

Crackhead: 2 Warlock: 0 – The Superficial

Because most of us would ride on a pre-owned FordTowleroad

Jessica Simpson making the “Oops! Made a queef!” face in People Magazine (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

If anybody can make a California King sized bed skirt work, it’s obviously not Kelly Rutherford, because this looks a mess – Go Fug Yourself

Demi Lovato quit her show to spend more time with her Sharpie pen – Just Jared

Owen Wilson and his itsy bitsy teeny weeny babeh – Popsugar

Vanessa Hudgens should’ve just said she was licking on MDMA, because that would explain that shit she’s wearing – Celebitchy

Another Bachelor fail – ICYDK

A kitten gives a dramatic performance of your usual morning hangover – TDW

Rachel Bilson is on a bike, her gigantic dog friend is nowhere to be seen – Popoholic

Jennifer Hudson better slow down on the whole “losing the chunk” thing before she really starts looking like Verdine White – Hollywood Rag

“We don’t give a shit about you either!” – Cameron Diaz’s high school peeps – Jezebel

Two words: Maks’ crack – Cityrag

Why did they give SuBo’s wax figure a third chin? – I’m Not Obsessed

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