"Mah Womb Is Likah Bong"

Kate Hudson is currently 7 months knocked up and she says the experience is not unlike the haze your head goes through after sucking on a gigantic joint. Kate sounds high as all Marley so she might be on to something. While talking to Extra about her latest rom- om mess, Kate says that there's a good chance her unborn baby is hot boxin' in her womb and the smoke is traveling up to her head.

“Being pregnant is wonderful. You do get the pregnant mush-brain… you know what it’s like? It’s like getting stoned.”

If Kate meant getting stoned with actual stones would that make more sense? No, she totally meant her brain has been muddled with a mortar made of weed smoke, because she also explained to Entertainment Tonight (via UsWeekly) why she thinks she's having a girl: "So here's the pendulum test. You take a piece of your hair, and you take a ring… and you string it through--this is very witchy of me! And then what you do, is you hold it over your stomach. And then [if it moves in a] circle, [it's] a girl, and a boy goes back and forth."

Yup, stoned and stupid.

But really, Kate's lips needs to assume the STFU position! 2011 is already overflowing with BABIES!! and we don't need anymore. Thanks to her, Snoop Dogg is going to try to become a professional surrogate and Cameron Diaz will beat OctoMom's record by next year. Me, I'll stick with my bong, because it doesn't always spray me with a stream of dirty liquid when I change its bowl.

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Submitted by lisa_lisa_lisa on Wed, 04/20/2011 - 2:04pm.

Being the proud mama of a 1-year old and 2-year old, and also being a proud partaker of the herbals, I can attest that so-called "pregnancy brain" (I hate that term) has NOTHING on a dime sack.

Also, I despise Kate Hudson. Just another example of how all it takes to be considered attractive by Western standards is blonde hair (see also: Gwyneth Paltrow, Mena Suvari, Leelee Sobieski, Gwyneth Paltrow, so many others)

Submitted by sarahjane on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:10pm.

All the progesterone produced from the placenta makes you sort of foggy and mellow. True fakt.

And the dowsing thing is an old wive's tale thing that people have done for centuries. Like putting wedding cake under your pillow to dream who you'll marry.

This place seems to have sprung dicks like Key West during Spring Break.

Save the snark for better things than attacking some harmless pregnant lady.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:19pm.
The medical term is "shrink brain" because the brain actually shrinks causing the mother to be a in a hazey or fog like state during pregnancy
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True. I was in a pleasant fog through my pregnancies, especially in the mid-trimestre. I put my purse in the freezer one day and spent hours searching for it. hehe.
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when i was pregnant with my twins, i would literally get lost in my very small house, and i often misplaced my 2 and 4 year old kids at the time...shrink brain indeed!
that being said, i keep going back and looking at that picture and laughing till i'm about to pee my pants!

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 7:03am.

Thanks for not tying your tubes, Goldie. Oh what the world would have missed!

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 6:34am.

Kate Hudson's on par to be the next Erykah Badu/ Lil' Wayne.
I give her and the dude from Muse 2 years before she moves on and ends up with baby daddy #3. I remember her being extremely bloated during her first pregnancy, it looked really painful.

Submitted by Rosemary Young on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 5:47am.

This is what happens when celebrity kids don't get a real education, because they are "artists." The ring test, sheesh. Girl probably believes in ESP, too.

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 4:36am.

LOL

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/antonio-and-melanie-celebrate-in-spain/4755

Submitted by Chris Knight on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 3:54am.

Enuff she is famous for almost nothing (no pun intended), why did she have to reproduce and some 2nd time? Isnt poor Ryder suffering enuff?

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Submitted by Defined1 on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:12am.
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Maybe because it's annoying when your boyfriend/husband takes more time in front of the mirror than you.
My exes did so, and they weren't too cool, but too dumb for school.

Submitted by Defined1 on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:12am.

Why do the 'alternative' type of guys who act like they are too cool for school, end up being with girls like Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Hudson? Just curious.

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 11:38pm

As annoying as Kate is, I don't think anyone (not even Kanye) is as insufferable as Fishy. I'll take Kate, Lohan and Kanye over that pretentious twat.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:08am.

PEOPLE's Most Beautiful Cover Girl from 2008. Hahahahahahahah.

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 11:38pm.

I'll take Hudson over Fishsticks anyday!

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 11:20pm.

Her new film (A Little Bit of Heaven) got 6% on Rotten Tomatoes.* The reviews are savage. I hope they don't send her into early labor--oh, wait, she got paid already. Well, no points, then.

*Whoopi Goldberg plays God

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 10:08pm.

This shit makes me want to take a good hit off the old bong myself. Why is she famous again?

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 10:01pm.

My old aunties did all manner of strange "tests" twirling weighted strings around the preggers mom to determine boy/girl.

It's been goin on for ages.
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Whyyyy are there pregnancy posts almost daily? Sometimes 2 or 3. I love babies like most anyone. But it's gettin kinda odd.

MK, is your biological cock ticking?
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:33pm.

Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:22pm.

*steals Johnnysgirl's avvie and feeds her cookies and makes her pose for photos with kittens!!*
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Suuuuuuure, that's not creepy or anything!

Hehe, I keed.

Gotta go eat dinner. Later horz!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:33pm.

Damn, I'd better never get preggo then. I am already a classic blonde, space cadet. Maybe pregnancy will have the opposite effect on me.

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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:22pm.

*steals Johnnysgirl's avvie and feeds her cookies and makes her pose for photos with kittens!!*
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:23pm.
Mommy Brain. But it must be a lot worse when you're already walking around with Stoopit Whore Brain too.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:19pm.

The medical term is "shrink brain" because the brain actually shrinks causing the mother to be a in a hazey or fog like state during pregnancy. I learned this from Dr. Oz thank you very much and I've never even had a baby before. If this chick would put down the bong and the bottle and pick up a "What to Expect When You are Expecting" or a "Pregnancy for Dummies" she'd know all of this.
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Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:10pm.

Kate doesn't bother me. I never got the mush-brain, but her ring/hair trick dud remind me that with both of my kids, 9 out of 10 (or something like that, you get the idea), of all the old wives tales were correct in predicting what sex my babies would be way before the ultrasounds did. I never tried the peeing in draino trick, though, lol.

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Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 9:05pm.

Okay,

Whatever Hudson says, I'm gonna question. If you all, mostly, experienced it, I'll reckon it. Preggo Brain is foggy; consensus is in.

*hands out Wholefoods water soluble vitamins to moms-to-be here; no ginko though -that stuff is bad for preggo bods*

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Submitted by MzSassy on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:58pm.

This picture of her crossing her eyes and opening her maw in an imbecilic manner pretty sums up my loathing for this bitch. ROFL at this thread, however. Never been pregnant but I've heard of the mommy mush brain syndrome. It doesn't help this cunt when your IQ is already in the infinite negatives. :( LOL

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Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:42pm.

Sadly I get what she is saying! Preggo brain the highest you will ever achieve without drugs!

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by kbug on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:29pm.

I'm a believer in the mommy mush brain. I have had it all week (four months postpartum). I set the kettle on fire the other night because I forgot I put it on and fell asleep. (thank goodness for smoke alarms) Today I went to a doc appointment and forgot the immunization booklet for my son and I also took the half hour trip to apply for my passport. I forgot the passport applications and pictures at home and had to go back to get them.

Having babies makes you stooooooooopid.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by telesma on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:22pm.
'That said, she didn't have that many IQ points to spare. Preggo brain must turn her into a potted plant.'
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Bwahahaha!

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:23pm.

Mommy Brain.
But it must be a lot worse when you're already walking around with Stoopit Whore Brain too.

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Submitted by telesma on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:27pm.

Well, the preggo brain fog thing is documented. You get foggy, aren't as quick as usual, have short term memory issues. There is some speculation that it could be from low grade anemia or other vitamin deficiency despite a good diet and supplementation (making a baby takes a lot of iron and minerals), or due to the hormone changes. A lot of women have thyroid issues after having a baby, it could start toward the end of pregnancy, even minor thyroid deficiency has effects on brain function.

Also, like someone else said, sleep deprivation. It starts before you have the baby because you can't get comfortable enough to go to sleep or stay asleep, hormone fluctuations, Braxton-Hicks contractions, etc. Whatever, it's a miserable PITA.

That said, she didn't have that many IQ points to spare. Preggo brain must turn her into a potted plant.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:21pm.

She's right. And after is even worse, what with the sleep deprivation. I still ain't gained my smarts back none.

She is a stupid whore, though.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:20pm.

Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:03pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:10pm.
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Is your avie you as a babe? What a cute pic!
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Haha - thanks (someone else just asked me that, heh). Yes, it is me when I was about 4. I am wearing my "Haggis Hunter" t-shirt (my FAVORITE) and a pair of Mr. Potato Head glasses, which I used to enjoy pretending were for-real glasses.

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Submitted by Callan on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:04pm.

I'm jumping on the hate wagon here... I can't stand this chick. Kate Hudson made ONE good movie like a decade ago. For some reason, Hollywood thinks that Almost Famous merits inflicting 273 terrible Kate Hudson rom-coms on us. I could fart out any terrible plot and this bitch would sign on:

"Surrogate falls in love with the baby's father. They find out the egg is actually hers and end up together!"

Mark my words, Kate Hudson will be in that movie within the next 5 years.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:10pm.
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Is your avie you as a babe? What a cute pic!

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Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by Echo27 on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:41pm.

You do get dumb as fuck while pregnant. There were times when I couldn't string a sentence together. I thought I was having a stroke!
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Hear this a lot. I don't know wthell it means cause I didn't experience it. In fact, my brainz were clear as day, every day during pregs, saying to myself WTF DID I JUST DO TO MY DAMN SELF?! I HAZ BAYBEH??? 18 years of indentured servitude/protective mom-mode rang clear as a bell to me. And this Hudson bitch is likening pregs to the bong effect. Oh god.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:57pm.

Owen Wilson tried to kill himself over her.
Well, that's what everyone was saying - of course he may have just looked in a mirror and realized he has a penis growing in the middle of his face.
That could have pushed him over the edge, too.

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Submitted by chinlee3 on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:52pm.

Used to love the Black Crowes, then this cunt came along and made me see what a stupid fuck Chris Robinson was. C'est la vie

Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:51pm.

Always thought she and Matthew Mcconaughey belonged together. Maybe its that stoner voice of his.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:41pm.

WTF is pregnancy brain?? Like you are stoned?? IDK, i popped two bebe`s out and there is no such thing as MUSHBRAIN. She might be talking bout those winecoolers she was photographed having the other day... its called having a case of the drunks, that baby aint got shit to do with it......

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Submitted by Echo27 on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:41pm.

You do get dumb as fuck while pregnant. There were times when I couldn't string a sentence together. I thought I was having a stroke!

Submitted by nono on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:40pm.

I don't really hate her, but I will say she looks like she will be extra annoying in the new movie (just in case anyone wants to fee their Kate Hudson hate). In this movie she seems to play the "hot friend" that gets whatever she wants---the suspension of disbelief on that one is a little much.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:37pm.

she's annoyed me since she got famous at age 19. Now she is just twice as annoying.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:35pm.

She's just getting Matt's second hand smoke. He's probably smoking up a storm not only because he's having a baby with this old whore groupie, but he's also marrying this chick. Bellamy and Robinson are the only idiots to get suckered in by this trick and her safety pin poked condoms.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:31pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:14pm.

I have never liked this girl. She is so annoying!
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Imagine how annoying she'll become once she squeezes the pup out.

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Submitted by Starr07 on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:29pm.

7 months knocked up?? Didn't we just find out about it a few weeks ago?

And some people here think Mariah is having a normal length pregnancy?

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:27pm.

Holy crap I hope she's sober.

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:25pm.

I dunno, Kate, maybe you're just feeling the effects of DRINKING during pregnancy, you stupid wreck.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:24pm.

Ryder is so fucked. THIS is who is raining him.

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