Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jack Jason, Marlee Matlin's longtime personal interpreter, business partner and the hardest working hands in show business (next to Beyonce's wig tamer and Gerard Butler's full-time peen masseuse)! Every week when I step into the circus of ridiculousness that is Celebrity Apprentice I'm always mesmerized at how Jack Jackson manages to accurately interpret the bizarre happenings and fucked up fuckery that comes jumping out of those crazies' mouths.
How does Jack Jason interpret the poetic acid farts that Gary Busey burps up (which aren't even indistinguishable English words)! Maybe Jack Jason makes the letters "W-T-F" with his fingers and moves on. And do you think he makes his fingers smaller when he interprets Detective La Toya's 5-year-old kitten princess voice? I'm sure he does, and he always does it with finesse and grace!
Sometimes when the bong smoke is really flowing, I'll mute the Celebrity Apprentice, blast Madonna's "Vogue" and allow Jack Jason to take it away! Jack Jason can sashay with his hands!
And one of my favorite Jack Jason moments of the season happened a few episodes ago when the women's team won nearly $1 million for Marlee's charity. Jack Jason did this:
He even interprets Marlee's tears! How do you say "Jack Jason, you're the number on my hussy heart?" in sign language talk?
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Submitted by chasing windmills on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:39pm.
I absolutely enjoy John and Lil John together. I would love to see these to collaborate on some project together in the music industry.
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Same. They're both a lot cooler than I would have expected either to be.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
@jackandsnowy: O good! You laughed! I was a little worried about that one. How sad would the world be without some DListed horz to laugh at your less than tasteful observations?:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
I absolutely enjoy John and Lil John together. I would love to see these to collaborate on some project together in the music industry. Yet another reality show about music... but they really do have good chemistry.
and I have been known to throw around the word "k'boy" but usually to a pet or young child. Less offensive than boy, but I highly doubt that GB uttered the words "ka-boy." He is manic and manipulative.
I remember on the first or second show when Dionne Warwick would yell at him. She could be arguing with Marlee Matlin seated right next to her and Miss Dionne almost reached across the table and just gave him a good smack!
If you guys haven't Jack and Marlee roast Donald Trump you should
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmoD-qfluo
Hells yes Jack Jason is a Hot Slut!
I still get all annoyed when i see Marlee but hear a man's voice...that said he must be a goddamn genius to translate even half of the shit said in that show.
Also John Rich is the shit, Gary was/is an annoying twat.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Mr. IV had a celebrity encounter with Marlee Matlin many moons ago, probably 20, when he was moonlighting as a salesman in a Sharper Image store. It was Xmas time and the store was jammed. She came in with friends. The store was so crowded he could not get over to her, so she got my husband's attention and mimicked throwing a dart and mouthed "dartboard?" at him. They had none, so he shook his head and turned his thumbs down. She smiled and said "thanks anyway." He thought she was nice and whenever we see her today on TV we say DARTBOARD!
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Gary Busey's presentation to Omaha Steaks might have been one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a long time. At least since the original Charlie Sheen brain fuckery.
I don't watch "The Apprentice," but I saw Marlee and Jack on Wendy Williams' show a while back (MM was promoting her book) and I thought he was SUCH a neat guy -- and Marlee really had some nice things to say about him (and he was sooooo cute interpreting these kudos to himself). Marlee's husband must be pretty well-adjusted to not be bothered by the obvious closeness betwe'en these two. Jack seems like an awesome best friend...
Peace and have a grateful day!
i LOVE how John Rich called out Gary!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Bout time you made him a hot slut MK!
As far as Gary Busey is concerned, this motherfucker is not only batshit insane crazy but he's a compulsive liar too as evidenced by him pulling the "kaboys" explanation out of his ass in order to cover his butt in the boardroom. Pathetic..
Another favorite moment of last nights show was when Donald Jr asked about Key Limb pie!
LMMFAO at DWM and angel!!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:52am.
Submitted by brandie_larue on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:50am.
I wonder if these 2 have ever got it on? They make a nice looking couple.
Now that is making me wonder what kind of noises she makes in the bedroom.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 11:37am.
cuz she kinda sounds like a really super intelligent seal
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
ahahhahahaahahha Ka-Boys
nd LMAO @ angel "she kinda sounds like a really super intelligent seal" ahahahhahahahaha OMG ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"Why won't you be perfect? Stop being so fat and lumpy. I fucking hate you, you cunt polenta."
TEAM BYE GOOD to Gary Busey. That was just painful to watch for a while now.
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
YAAAAAAY! *claps hands, licks monitor* I just made this guy my personal hot slut last week! I love Marlee's "voice"...I always want to say he sounds just like her which is ridiculous of course cuz she kinda sounds like a really super intelligent seal and altho feminine his voice IS a mans....but still!
But I think HE was crying no? Cuz she told him not to...and he's signing to her - not the room....right?
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
yay!
I was hoping this hot slut would make the list here...he is one hard-working dude...I don't even know how he is able to translate back and forth all the fuckery on that show so quickly and accurately for Marlee to act and respond accordingly.
I am rooting for them to win that shit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-kfmuGHtxo
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Not really surprised that NeNe (or whatever the fuck her name is), made that Michael Jackson/flames comment. Ouch!
I like the litttttle guys, so I'd hit Rich and/or Jason.
im losing it over the muteing the tv and putting on madonna's vogue!!! LMFAO!!!!
thanks MK i needed that today!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:52am.
Submitted by brandie_larue on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:50am.
I wonder if these 2 have ever got it on? They make a nice looking couple.
Now that is making me wonder what kind of noises she makes in the bedroom.
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Ahahahaha DWM! Another "going to hell moment" on dlisted...
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I love him, I am also mesmerized by him EVERY week, he's really amazing, and did you see him take on the announcing tone when those whores were presenting that shit commercial? He really is so awesome and then like a little baby crying at Marlee winning that week, ahhaha he's like a fucking kitty kat.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Love this guy! Marley made a dirty joke about lady parts last night, and I was cracking up when he had to interpret it. Gary Busey IS scary crazy, but I sort of felt bad for him when people would just straight up make fun of him in front of his face. Like when Donald asked if anybody had decided whether he was a genius or a moron. That was pretty cruel. I don't understand why he was allowed to be on the show in the first place with brain damage. I honestly don't get how anyone could think he's a secret genius. The man is clearly not all there.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Thank you MK, for giving love and respect to ASL interpreters. I have been studying sign language for years and I am nowhere near fluent; it is not easy to learn any new language as an adult, and ASL is so different from spoken languages...
Interpreters have to have a whole set of skills on top of being fluent in two languages and it is VERY HARD WORK. Many people don't think it is a big deal, they think they just sign word for word what is being said in English, and that is not the case.
TEAM ASL INTERPRETERS!!
he looks like a real mean fucking machine,
ive had guys like that before and they fuck you soo hard and long, its like an energizer bunny, going on and on.
he looks DOWNRIGHT KINKY!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:40am.
THANK GOD GARY BUSEY IS GONE!
LOL@him saying that "people in the know call them Ka-buoys"
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LMAO that was too much. Gary was trying to think on his feet and the best he could come up with was Ka-Boys.."that's what they call them in Texas Ka-Boys" WTF? it doesn't even make fucking sense. Bawahaaa!
How Gary and La Toya can even function doing simple daily routines is beyond me. Gary isn't "crazy like a fox" he's flat out fucking brain damaged and La Toya thinks she's a 12 year old girl.
Jack Jason sounds like a fictional teen heartthrob from the 80's.
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Douchechill!
Team Jack Hands !
here's hoping Marlee makes it to final 2.
I give props to Backbone though, for putting up with Gary's antics and his (according to Mark McGrath) gamey bref. I just knew it stank up in that horse mouf of his.
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now is the time for guts and guile ~ Dame Elizabeth
"Sometimes when the bong smoke is really flowing, I'll mute the
Celebrity Apprentice, blast Madonna's "Vogue" and allow Jack Jason to take it away! Jack Jason can sashay with his hands!"
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Lolololol.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:40am.
THANK GOD GARY BUSEY IS GONE!
LOL@him saying that "people in the know call them Ka-buoys" When he was lying through his horse teeth about calling John Rich "Boy". The look on Ivanka's face was priceless during that explanation.
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Amen. Lol@ Ka-buoys... WTF?!
YAAAAYYYY!!! I've been waiting for this hot slut to make it. Love him. He's the hardest working mofo on that show.
Also, I think he was actually crying there. Bless him.
Was very happy Gary got sent home last night!
As far as Jack Jason, I am usually suspicious of people with two first names, but he seems like a good guy
Submitted by brandie_larue on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 7:50am.
I wonder if these 2 have ever got it on? They make a nice looking couple.
Now that is making me wonder what kind of noises she makes in the bedroom.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I wonder if these 2 have ever got it on? They make a nice looking couple.
Gary Busey is the scary kind of crazy.. not the good kind like all of us.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
THANK GOD GARY BUSEY IS GONE!
LOL@him saying that "people in the know call them Ka-buoys" When he was lying through his horse teeth about calling John Rich "Boy". The look on Ivanka's face was priceless during that explanation.