….The Hell Is Vanessa Hudgens Licking?

April 18, 2011 / Posted by:

I thought I was the only one who carried a Ziploc bag full of cream cheese frosting, but I guess Vanessa Hudgens is right there with me and being at Coachella just really makes he want to eat finger fulls of cake dressing. Or she cuts her coke with Twinkie cream. Or Elmer’s glue is a lot stronger than I remember from my kindergarten junkie days. Or it’s Suboxone paste. Or it’s the white blood of Mickey Mouse. Or it’s pure MDMA. Or she figures that the only way she’ll get Zac Efron back is if her breath smells like jizz.

Every one of those makes complete sense so let’s just say it’s a mixture of them all! Get your sugar high roll on, Vanessa!

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