People reports that Prince Hot Ginge’s fancy uniform will soon get a new insignia slapped onto it, right next to the dozens of air kisses my nipple holes blow at him whenever a swift wind from NYC is headed that way. On Thursday, the palace announced that after years of training and taming wild metal beasts (aka helicopters), PHG has been promoted to captain! This is not only good news for THE ENTIRE WORLD, but it’s also especially good news for my neighbors who will get to hear me scream out something different other than, “Oh, Prince Hot Ginge!” They can now hear me scream out, “Oh, Captain Hot Ginge!” Their ear holes needed a change and they can thank CHG for that.
The palace also said that CHG was awarded the Apache Badge from the Officer in Command of his squadron, which means he’s officially an Apache helicopter pilot. Fireball in the sky alert! After that one wedding nobody is talking about is finished, CHG will learn to operate the weapons of an Apache helicopter and spend a little time training in the U.S.
Yes, the Hot Ginge is coming to America again! Do you think that as a captain with an Apache badge, he will realize something ain’t right when I show up to the launch pad disguised as helicopters wings and then proceed to sit on him and spin around really fast? Yeah, probably not. It’s not like he’s a MAJOR or anything!