It must be off-season for eleventy-time Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps, because he has put down the waxing strips and is letting his face grow a field of fuzz usually seen on a beaver’s ass. Not to mention that his chest is almost as randomly hairy as the top of John Travolta’s natural head (that little comparison was just the ass twitch John Travolta needed today).
Chico’s adopted son was at the Encore Beach Club in Las Vegas yesterday to kick off their “Not Hot Chicks with Douchebags” pool party. Yes, because standing in a pool filled with chlorine, douchebag piss and pubes of all colors is definitely a party! I’m not being sarcastic.