Hot Sluts Of The Day!

April 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Mega, Biba and their glamorous trainer Donelda Guy from Britain’s Got Talent! Everybody and their granmammies seem to be wrapping their hearts around Michael Collings, the male SuBo who lives in a caravan park (a “trailer park” for those of us who don’t throw a “u” in everything) with his muffin-loving girlfriend, but I’m a sucker for a Ginger Grant wig and dogs who can run a train so Dolenda Guy is the one for me!

First of all, her name is DOLENDA GUY. That is a perfect drag queen name if you can get it. That name also begs me to ask the question: have I ever dolended a guy? Probably. But moving on… Dolenda has also trained her dogs Mega and Biba (no comment on that name) to shake their tails and wag their asses better than Kirstie Alley on a Monday night. Mega and Biba are circling Dolenda like she just got her inaugural period. BEHOLD, their skills:

Dolenda says that she’s doing all of this for her 73-year-old husband who is fighting pancreatic cancer and is in the middle of chemo treatment. So, yup, she’s got everything covered. Glamour in the form of a ginger wig that is held together with 8 bottles of shellac? CHECK! Heart string-pulling story? CHECK! Sea green eyeshadow? CHECK! A pair of pooches that Brit Brit should hire as her next dance doubles? CHECK! Dolenda, Mega and Biba have it all!

via The Sun

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