The Photoshop Awards: Lady Caca's Hilariously Awful "Born This Way" Album Cover

Just like that, every Honda Spree is feeling hotter than a motherfucker today, because their title as the biggest two-wheeled joke in the world has been replaced by this Trannyformers disaster. Late last night, Lady Gaga dropped a Photoshopped shit bomb on her little monsters (and sparked a new meme) when she Twatted out the album cover for "Born This Way." This just confirms what I've known all along: bitch gets her tuck jobs at Jiffy Lube.

I can already hear Caca vroom-vroom-vrooming about how this is METAPHORICAL HIGH ART CAMP and only the few chosens ones who have recently gotten an oil and filter change in their creative node will understand this. Stick a banana in her exhaust pipe and tell her gas pumper at AM/PM to start filling her tank with a steady stream of GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF (87 octane, of course). I will tell Caca the same thing I told my cousin when she came out of the airbrusher store in the "ghetto mall" wearing a t-shirt with Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck (in Smile Now, Cry Later style) on it: walk in front of me and don't make eye contact with me when we're both in line at Orange Julius.

Some of Gaga's little monsters think that this cover is a sike on a bike and believe that the real cover will rise in 3 days....just like Jesus. I wish I was making this up. But you know, maybe they're right. This cover is definitely missing something (besides a tractor trailer smashing into it):

There, that's somewhat better. It's still not going to pass a smog check, but maybe Paula Deen will pay homage to Thelma & Louise by riding this Cacacyle right off of a cliff. Remember to jump off, Paula. Butter needs you!

via Temporary Insanity

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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:05am.

Um, I still like Gaga, but fuck this shit. The Wheelers in 'Return to Oz' did it better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0RFE3QGAU

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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 10:45pm.

Rob Halford should be riding.

http://twitter.com/#!/burning_plastic

Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:48pm.

I'm frightened. Hold me.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 4:03pm.

I've come to believe all of Gags fartsy pretensions are a good thing. The more extreme her shock tactics the more she marginalizes her audience. Every time she out does her previous attention seeking effort the lesser the fan base. How many vegetarians did she lose with the meat dress? How many people were repelled by the demonic prosthetics? Fans of her music are finding the raw talent they first fell in love with hard to locate underneath all of the PR stunts. Shock tactics have a limited life span - the public will soon numb out to her antics.
The dumb bitch is going to be the instrument of her own demise. Can't say I'm unhappy at the prospect.
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Submitted by Heilige Bimbam on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 3:44pm.

Wonder how long she is going to bamboozle people with this BS

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:38am.

IMO, this ranks right up there with the human centipede.

http://www.divx.nl/divx_video.aspx?sr=1&vid=Zj6JDIg5XkO9-XeaZUSEiw

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Submitted by PinkStripes on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:23am.

Best photoshopping. Ever. EVER.

Submitted by harveyprice on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 11:04am.

This is so fucking retarded looking. :(

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 6:46am.

I'm already at the point with her where I'm like "Awww, remember when she was walking around with that teacup?"

ETA: Kinda like when we talk about Madonna's "Who's That Girl" eyebrowns, or Prince's "Under the Cherry Moon" phase.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 3:45am.

If she was gonna try to copy Judas Priest she should have done this one:
http://www.offthewallposters.net/catalogue/index.php?main_page=popup_ima...

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Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...

Submitted by OVO-606 on Sun, 04/17/2011 - 1:46am.

It looks so cheap and crappy, and not even in a funny kitschy way. Surely, this must be a fake cover?? If the idea had been executed in another way it might actually have been a cool cover.

Submitted by sofster101 on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 8:35pm.

Does she even ride a motorcycle? Not that it matters.

I think she should've used that five-boob photo as the cover of her new album.

Submitted by Who Datt on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 7:00pm.

Nice appropriation/homage/mimicry/blatant rip-off of the motorcycle scene with Freddy Krueger in "Nightmare On Elm Street 4". I guess with the Madge/Roisin/Dale/Gwen/Grace/Jobriath/David/Nena/Peaches/Wendy O. well gone dry, one has to find one's "inspiration" where one can, eh, Steffi?

She's tofu with tits. Throw a colorless cube into a pot and season with the talent and influences of those who came before. It's the only we can digest this...caca.

Submitted by Neurotic on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:55pm.

Wow, it just keeps getting worse.

Not only the music sucks, but her attempts at shock value and being artsyfartsy are getting much much lazier these days.

Yeah, everyone knows she plagiarizes everything, but at least there was some production value to the shit she stole from other people. This now? Holy shit, a retarded chipmunk with paint could have done better.

Submitted by undinespragg on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:48pm.

Random celebrities riding Lady Gaga needs to become a meme.

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:30pm.

Was she born as a car? Because that's the only way that cover would make sense.

Submitted by boston61 on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:19pm.

I like Gaga but she is 80% a Madonna rip-off. She does not have a lot of talent of her own. She uses the exact same "gimmicks" as Madonna. At least Madonna stole her ideas and made them her own. Gaga is not clever enough to cover her tracks.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:19pm.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:55am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:50am.
I like Lady GaGa, haters! Getting a rebate Visa card from Verizon today and was thinking about buying her new album if it is available yet.

Nicolas Cage got arrested for domestic violence in New Orleans this morning... Miley Cyrus did a duet with Joan Jett on Oprah yesterday (God that Miley makes me cringe)... AND (drum roll)I just found out I have a new baby friend living in mah belly!!! OMG, WTF?!!! Trying to get over my shock... and thinking if it's a girl I might name her, first name middle name, Joan Jett. Whattaya think?

Umm, this whole comment just read like a Charlie Sheen monologue...lots of rambling and virtually incoherent. Chill with the exclamations and questions marks, use a period or two and then explain again. Thanks
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:15pm.
"Sike" is commonly used/accepted as slang - has been for a long time now.

Yes. And MK (I thought cleverly) rhymed it with "bike."

Warpaint, Stars

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 6:26pm
Can I put 'my bad' on that list?

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:56pm.

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:37pm.

I don't appreciate being labelled a "hater". Forgive me for not liking schlock.

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Right on - I feel exactly the same way.

"Hater" is such a childish word. It's on my list of things adults should never ever say, along with:

Haterade
Jellis
Hella
Dude/bro
Duh

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:55pm.

Ahhh, I just cracked up when I scrolled down and saw Paula!

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Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:47pm.

Her right eye looks like it is dislocated from her face.

Submitted by HolyMoses on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:42pm.

Bitch is still plagiarizing shit. A "Wheeler" From the 1985 movie "Return to Oz."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_svG_PaBUr5k/S3yq_Uo53VI/AAAAAAAACy4/UtdIokCPDr...

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:36pm.

Hope she runs over herself.

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Submitted by justincase on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:35pm.

Now that she is her own wheels, I would like her to ride off into the sunset, never to be seen or heard from again.

Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 4:30pm.

Omg.. that is soooo awful.

Submitted by MzSassy on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:48pm.

This shit looks beyond horrendous!

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by jaariel on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:49pm.

I just have to say it: it's PSYCH, not SIKE.
It comes from "psychological, using psychology on someone to fool them; also reverse-psychology, to make someone believe what you want them to believe."
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"Sike" is commonly used/accepted as slang - has been for a long time now.

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:12pm.

Honestly?? I truly liked "Born This Way" and the video and the messages she was trying to get across but have since been let down by "Judas" and now this cd cover. :( Not what I was hoping for.

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Submitted by mharker on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 3:04pm.

HAHAHAHAHA! Is that supposed to be her face? It looks like a white Ru Paul. Not to mention the "Born This Way" title.

This seriously made my day.

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Submitted by jaariel on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:19pm.

I just have to say it: it's PSYCH, not SIKE.
It comes from "psychological, using psychology on someone to fool them; also reverse-psychology, to make someone believe what you want them to believe."

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Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:13pm.

Ugh and here I was hoping she would have a three eyed alien coming out of a bloody vagina as her cover art. Her "avante garde fArt" never impresses me.

Submitted by Crustyina Fagulera. on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:13pm.

Ugh and here I was hoping she would have a three eyed alien coming out of a bloody vagina as her cover art. Her "avante garde fArt" never impresses me.

Submitted by jsanto24 on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 2:06pm.

theres no way this could be real.

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Submitted by blueangel on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:31pm.

Born this way? Does she mean she was born with a hideous face? We already know that. The cover would be ok if the only thing on it was the bike.

Submitted by dlaugher on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 1:11pm.

@TriptheLight
Your Avie!!!! lol

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:43pm.

CacaCycle !!! Hahahahaha

Submitted by lelu on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:39pm.

This is awful. Did she spend all her money on outfits and shows that she had to hire some college student to do her album cover?

Submitted by TriptheLight on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 12:01pm.

Joke or no joke I appreciate that this shit exists. Best laugh I've had all week.

Submitted by Puto on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:48am.

NO. Stefanie Geramotta. Abercrombie and Fitch wearing cheerleader.

You were "created" this way at a corporate meeting.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:43am.

LMAO at this whole post!! XD

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:34am.

So many things they could have attached her head to.

A hippo in a tutu.

The Eiffel tower.

A ptyeradactyl.

An origami kangaroo.

A steam shovel.

A cactus.

I would almost buy Photoshop to consider all the possibilities.

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Submitted by cricket on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:33am.

Tick Tock Caca Tick Tock Your fifteen minutes are winding down.

Submitted by drzhivago on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:29am.

OMG that picture of Paula Deen is so fucking funny. She's one of my favorite people to make fun of.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:24am.

So obvious Gaga is making a lame stab at recreating iconic album covers like this one for Roxy Music's For Your Pleasure:

http://tinyurl.com/3dfagfa
(scroll down)

However, FAIL.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:20am.

What in the Nightmare on Elm St. 5 hell is this?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 04/16/2011 - 11:19am.

MK, ofen my favourite parts of your posts are the tidbits about your family and growing up. Did you really tell your cousin to walk in front of you and not make eye contact with you at the mall cuz of her T-shirt?

*chuckle*
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