Hot Slut Of The Day!
Taco Bell’s Doritos Taco Shell! Taco Bell is continuing to honor the oath they made before the bong gods many decades ago by creating crunchy drops of deliciousness that only a stoner could fall in love with. Just look at that beautiful thing. If you’re a commitment phobe who has never been able to spit out the words “I love you,” just suck on a joint until your brain feels like it’s made of clouds and then stare at this picture again. Those three words will trickle out before you even have a chance to second guess it.
If you don’t live in Toledo, Ohio (or near the other handful of locations where this deliciousness is being tested), you’ll have to suffer through a long-distance relationship with the Doritos Taco Shell. You can make it work!
Taco Bell really knows how to come back hard after being accused of filling their shells with chihuahua meat (why did I type that?). Now you won’t even care that you’re probably digesting ground rat bowels, because the delicious Doritos taste will mask that thought. Taco Bell really needs to release Pintos ‘N Cheetos and Funyun Quesadillas, so we can have a real party.