This Explains Everything (Not Really)

April 16, 2011 / Posted by:

Just hours before Nicolas Cage threw out a dare the cops couldn’t refuse, he was shooting scenes for his new movie Medallion in Jackson Square. Don’t get me wrong, Nicolas Cage should be thrown into a jail cell for abusing our senses with his acting skills, but maybe this picture explains why he was on the belligerent side of drunk. If you had to work with an actress who would come in first place in the Miss Justin Bieber lookalike contest, you too would eat the hell out of Jack Daniels to wash away the Bieber’s image. On the other hand, you too would get stupid drunk if you had to stare at Nicolas’ face all day, so I’m sure Miss Justine here is sitting next to him in the clink. They can’t escape their nightmares!

And here’s Nicolas Cage’s contribution to the world of WTF celebrity mug shots:

Shit looks like somebody’s technically dumb daddy trying to Skype in an Apple Store.

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