Mickey Rourke Didn’t Mean It

April 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Mickey Rourke became a hero yesterday when he kept it real with Vulture by saying his movie”Passion Play” is as busted as the sunburned, garbage disposal-damaged baboon’s ass on his head. We all cheered for Mickey! Well, you can take back your cheers today, because Mickey is having shit talkers remorse is laying out an apology. Mickey e-mailed Vulture and said that he has a Loki sad in his heart because of the things he said.

“Hey, guys. When I talked to you, I was at a party. It was loud and crowded, I was in a shitty mood and I was trying to get rid of your reporter. Mitch (the director of the movie) is one of my best friends since we were kids. I loved working with him and would do it again tomorrow. I don’t know why I said that stupid shit. I love Mitch, I love Megan. My bad.”

Megan Fox totally threatened to leave a daily dose of her words of wisdom on his voicemail if he didn’t take it back, right? No. At least Mickey admits that sometimes shit he doesn’t mean slips between those giant collagen slivers on his face. It takes an abuelita chankla slap to the mouth and a garden hose whippin’ for me to admit that.

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