Look At This Gigantic Dog

And I’m pretty sure that gigantic dog shat out that little dog over there! That little dog has the kind of confusing look on his face that most little dogs make when they fall out of the asses of a gigantic dog. But oh, how I love some gigantic dogs. Especially ones that have the posture of Bea Arthur. But look at that big ass dog. You just want to dress up as Hans Solo and play Star Wars with him (or dress him up like Lamar Odom and play Khloe & Lamar with him). You can throw on a cowboy hat, sit side saddle on his back and wave at everyone. You can seat him at a people table and feed him biscuits while pretending to play poker with him. All the things you can do with a big dog!

That being said, I’ll leave walking a gigantic dog to the professionals and those with weak nostrils. You know what happens when you walk a dog. They gift you with special trinkets that will get you a ticket if you don’t pick ’em up. And when a gigantic dog goes, you better wrap a Hefty bag around his ass and take 10 steps back without asking “Mother, may I?” Shit is serious.

Oh, and they tell me there’s also something called a Rachel Bilson in these pictures. But who cares about her when there’s a gigantic dog here!