Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Kate Middleton Jelly Bean! The biggest day in British history (aka a day where Brits don’t have to go to work and can booze in the streets at 10am) is almost upon us and even delicious jelly beans are celebrating by paying homage to the future queen of England Kate Middleton! The mango jelly bean that will make a complete meal along with Jesus Banana and Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese was found by 25-year-old Wesley Hosie of Somerset when he picked through a jar of jelly beans. Wesley says that he recognized Kate’s face in the jelly bean almost immediately! Wesley is putting up on eBay and hopes that someone is filled with enough stupid to buy it for at least £500 (FYI: You can buy a lot of jelly beans for £500).
You know, I don’t see Kate Middleton AT ALL. I see the image of me in a Michael Myers mask and an Ozzy Osbourne wig on one of Prince Hot Ginge’s passed kidney stones. But that’s just me!
via Daily Mail