Well, we finally have an explanation as to why she keeps popping up with seemingly random celebrities. She doesn’t just want to be a famous actress. She wants to be taken seriously as an actress. Yes, folks, she’s aiming for Oscar gold! To that end, she thinks that the more Academy Award winners she kisses (at least four), sleeps with, attends parties for/with, etc., the more seriously people will take her. Girl, Oscars aren’t won by osmosis. If you want to be taken more seriously, dye your hair brown, put the twins away, and try doing more than one film a year. Oh, and try to avoid getting knocked up by men to whom you’re not married. (Blind Gossip)
I guess ScarJo is supposed to be the one who thinks she can fuck her way to an Oscar? Whatever works. But I resent that little statement about bitches only taking her ass seriously if she goes brown, shields her chichis from view and keeps her ovaries closed to dudes who aren’t her husband. Shauna Sand is the opposite of that and she’s the only person in life I take seriously (pretty much, not really)!
Which movie actor, who has previously dated tons of pretty actresses and singers, is not really into women? As whispers that he’s gay grow louder, he’s recently cooked up a plan to have a fake marriage within the next few years. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, or Jake Gyllenhaal? And I hope the fake marriage is to Joe Jonas. That will shut down the rumors for sure.
This actor from the show (All My Children) who seems like he has been on there forever, annoys every teenager hired by the show by daily reminding them how many days left they have until they turn 18 and then can date him. He also loves to get handsy. (CDAN)
Tad Martin, how could you?!
This actress, who has been on the show (One Life to Live) for a long, long time has always slept with every actor in real life who she was sleeping with on the show. She called it method. I wonder what her husband would call it. (CDAN)
Jessica Buchanan, how could you?!