Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 13, 2011 / Posted by:

This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day. (CDAN)

Possibility #1: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom and Tami Roman from The Real World L.A. and Basketball Wives? If this is the case, then it wasn’t not funny, because Khloe will sniff Tami’s scent out and drag her into her lair where she’ll commit the kind of horrific shit only seen in that Descent movie.

Possibility #2: Scottie & Larissa Pippen from Real Housewives of Miami, and Trishelle from The Real World: Las Vegas? La Bruja was right!

This D List actress, only known for one movie, bragged to friends that she supplied her drug habit last year and lavish lifestyle by skimming people’s credit card numbers in a card scam. The ring was broken up, but it was never linked to her. (BuzzFoto)

Tara the Terrible Reid strikes again?

Old Hollywood: This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong. (CDAN)

Frank Sinatra? No. George Chakiris? Probably not. Yul Brynner? Maybe. Fred Astaire? Doubt it.

But whoever it is probably let out a giant “awwwfuck” when his asshole twitched at man crotch after he got his balls hacked off.

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