Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

"But whoever it is probably let out a giant "awwwfuck" when his asshole twitched at man crotch after he got his balls hacked off."

MK-Im fucking choking with laughter at your description!

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Gene Kelly-he looks very twitchy in Singing in the rain....

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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:41pm.
@Goldshift That "source" you give is a fucking Illuminati slime-scum conspiracy fucker. Whatever she says is automatically a malicious, contrived lie.
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Don't be a ignorant dumbshit. The blogger cites real sources, unlike MK. Just because you are stupid, doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

i thought #3 was mickey rooney until i saw he had kids... agree with TXdoc that christopher cross sounds like a good candidate.

How 'bout Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vasquez for number one?

"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.

Prince? pffft! impo-SIB-ley.

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As a fan of Elsa La Bruja, I pray this is Larsa. At the reunion show, all she kept saying how much she loved her husband and her kids as a response to almost every question posed to her. It made me feel like home life may not be all peaches and cream like Larsa protrays. Me lady doth protest too much.

But I would be disappointed if Tammy is doing the cheating after the scene she made on Basketball Wives when she found out Evelyn dated her husband while they were married. You cant bitch about that and turn around and do the same thing. Karma is a bitch.

I say Natasha Lyonne as much as I love her but she has been in a couple of great movies so I dont think its her. Maybe Linsday b.c we all have been wondering how the fuck this bitch supports her lifestyle with hardly no income except for some residuals.
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Oh please, PLEASE let the first one be about Larsa Pippen?! I would LOVE it if that stuck up bitch were to end up divorced, and all alone with those bratty kids. Unfortunately,I am SURE she has a good pay day pre-nup, but maybe the humiliation would knock her down a few pegs. She is a terrible, terrible person. On par with Camille Grammer. And I would LOOOOVE if the other woman is Tami Roman. From, "it wasn't not funny!", to her on air abortion, to getting her jaw wired shut as a weight loss tactic, to "I'ma slave, I'ma slave, I'ma slave to your lovin'..." I freakin love that trainwreck.

Thank you for the 'it wasn't not funny' ref.

My sister and I latched onto that 15 (yikes!) years ago and have been playing it out like a Rihanna song ever since.

Prince had a baby a while back. I think he only lived for a few days or a couple of weeks, on life support. Besides, anyone who would wear some of the things that you know he didn't "get in the men's department" is probably not worried about any sexual urges he might have.

I think this blind is completely made up. Castration to preserve a singing voice is done to prepubescent boys, to preserve the high pitch. So this guy would have been about 12, which means his parents would have had to have given consent for the procedure. It's not something I'd put past the Jackson family, and I'm sure other child singers had equally greedy parents. But for a 12 year old to decide to undergo it because of their sexual urges? Come on, many young boys get hard-ons when the wind blows. How would a kid that young even have an idea that castration would eliminate urges?

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"I'm going with Prince. He's 53 which by most standards would be considered old, known for his voice-which is still high, and won the Best Score AA in 1984 for Purple Rain. I don't think he's ever been married or had children.
My second guess is Nelson Eddy, but I don't think he ever actually won an AA"

Read his bio from wiki. He was married and he had a child who died shortly after birth (Turner syndrome).

"The last one is definitely not Frank Sinatra or Fred Astaire because both of them were into female sex slaves. Frank Sinatra was a fucking rapist (3 women at least--including Zsa Zsa Gabor) and pedophile: http://todayon-sicksadworld.blogspot.com/2011/02/zsa-zsa-gabor-turns-94...."

Thanks for the info/link, Goldshift. Mickey Rooney was another paedophile and he liked it "rough". Sinatra also raped Marilyn Monroe. Dean Martin and Bob Hope were very feared in those circles, they loved to treat women like garbage. MM and Zsa Zsa were 2 of the countless sex slaves/kittens made in Hollyweird. Nothing has changed, it keeps going on and on under our very eyes and we call it "entertainment" and the ppl who dare to reveal such info are "loonies", "idiots", "consp. theories nuts". Nothing new under the sun.

"Submitted by NonnyMouse on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 4:41pm.

@Goldshift That "source" you give is a fucking Illuminati slime-scum conspiracy fucker. Whatever she says is automatically a malicious, contrived lie."

U have no idea what world ure living in, idiot sheeple. Ud better read Brice Taylor's book or keep living in ur illusion bubble.

I'm going with Prince. He's 53 which by most standards would be considered old, known for his voice-which is still high, and won the Best Score AA in 1984 for Purple Rain. I don't think he's ever been married or had children.
My second guess is Nelson Eddy, but I don't think he ever actually won an AA

Ah, number 3 was Burl Ives. He's the only one who fits.

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 9:38pm.
@MardiGras did you know there are two new versions? (same title, but not by Kenneth Anger) These are heavy on the "errbody wuz GHEY" stories but they have GREAT pics! If you like the original books you will enjoy these too, definitely.
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Didn't know that--thanks for sharing! I'll look for them.

Another poster suggested Bing Crosby. Plausible, except that he had a 2nd family, and had a bunch of kids that all looked like him. This was late in life. And by all accounts, a hetero horndog like Sinatra, except Bing was no barrel of laughs.

Another poster suggested Bing Crosby. Plausible, except that he had a 2nd family, and had a bunch of kids that all looked like him. This was late in life. And by all accounts, a hetero horndog like Sinatra, except Bing was no barrel of laughs.

@MardiGras did you know there are two new versions? (same title, but not by Kenneth Anger) These are heavy on the "errbody wuz GHEY" stories but they have GREAT pics! If you like the original books you will enjoy these too, definitely.

Submitted by toni on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 9:19pm.
...if I want to see that kind of fea I'll go to Walmart.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Only at Walmart, they don't allow you to bring Sasquatches in on your back.

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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 8:11pm.
Ooh I love old Hollywood chisme! Anyone else here read any of the 'Hollwood Babylon' books? Those old timey heaux were just as bad if not worse than what we have today.
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Yes! I have both of them! Got them years ago, I think back in the late 70s. . FABULOUS stories. The difference is the old timey heaux had CLASS, and no one knew what they were up to. They kept their demons under wraps. And they dressed so well. Those were the days. My grandmother's best friend's son is mentioned in one of the books. He was Mae West's bodyguard and lover, and died in Hollywood under mysterious circumstances. He was an amateur boxer and his mother used to have his pictures all over the house.

That Lamar and Khloe are one fug coupling, if I want to see that kind of fea I'll go to Walmart. Who watches these monsters? ewww.

OK, had some time on my hands. Let's assume C-Dan isn't blowing smoke out of his/her ass.

"Academy Award winning male". Went through every Best Actor/Supporting Actor and said BS.

But - Best Song? Let's see. Paul Williams. Lionel Ritchie. Isaac Hayes. Unlikely.
How about Christopher Cross? Not Old Hollywood? Won for co-writing "Theme From Arthur" the " caught between the moon and New York City" thing. And Peter Allen co-wrote it, but that queen did not think his homo urges morally wrong, and to prove it he married Liza. I think Christopher Cross was more known for his voice. Sort of high-pitched at that. Christopher Cross for 200, Alex.

The castration BI is really intriguing. If it was done to save a high singing voice, it would have to be done while still relatively young...so I'd say not a parent.

Old hollywood Blind: Bing Crosby

CDAN: "Urges" is plural; it takes a plural verb.

I doubt it's Fred Astaire, who, while perhaps gay, was much more a dancer. (I just read that he used to spend time at Lismore Castle, Ireland after his sis and dance partner married Lord Cavendish.)

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"He stole from tourists. Everyone steals from tourists. He stole honest. He put his hand in their pockets."

Fuck cdan--these items are so vague that its just pointless to speculate.

Ooh I love old Hollywood chisme! Anyone else here read any of the 'Hollwood Babylon' books? Those old timey heaux were just as bad if not worse than what we have today.

I am dying to know who the last blind item was! An Academy Award winner, male singer with a high voice...? Hmmmm...

I'd read Yul was happily bi-, at least in his early years, and loved his body, having been a nude model for George Platt Lynes; do yourself a favour, and google 'em.
Besides, I don't think he won an Oscar.

For real best actor winners, I think it's Bing Crosby, although Jimmy Cagney would be funnier. No, wait: Roberto Benigni!

ProfessorVP, sorry I didn't fact check by looking in my Playbill from the opening night of Anything Goes, which I went to for the sole purpose of seeing Joel Grey on a Broadway stage again. He's not forgotten. He just has the misfortune of having a name with two equally likely spellings that still get the idea of who is being talked about across. My apologies.

It's sad to see Joel Grey completely forgotten, as evidenced by spelling his name Gray.

Can't be Sinatra for several reasons, not the least of which is his deservedly famous mega-dick. But the proof was his voice, which kept getting lower and more hoarse, not castrada.

Rooney sang; everyone at MGM sang at one time or another, but he was not known for his voice.

You don't wreck a masculine, robust voice like
Mario Lanza's by castrating. Besides, I've only heard of one actor in all of Hollywood with gay urges who felt horrible about it, or remotely guilty. Not Lanza.

Astaire did win an Oscar, he did sing with a thin sort of talking voice, but was known for dancing.

Yul Brynner did win an Oscar, but was famous for singing in only one movie, The King and I, and it was more talking than singing, not a voice to sacrifice one's pecker for.

I thought of Michael Jackson right away, but he didn't win an Oscar... so I give up.

i know a male soprano who has five or six kids and speaks in a regular old man's voice, so it is possible.

for some reason this one made me think of wayne newton.
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Mario Lanza for the third BI. He was a good catholic Eyetalian boy. Mickey Rooney (?) was a huuuuge playa back in the day. He's not a singer; just a ham artist.

did Johnny Mathis have an Oscar?

First thought Natasha Lyonne, but have you looked at her recently? Not bad at all.

And Tara Reid, no way. As long as you can still get rich guys to take up with you, you probably don't need to resort to a theft ring.

Now we see, there's where Mariah got the inspiration for her "OK" photograph!

Tara Reid was BRILLIANT in that movie where she played a scientist....lmao

Lamar, cheating on Khloe? How could you? again, lmao

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In defense of Tara Ried,as much of a mess as she may be, friends of mine recently directed her in a movie (due out this fall) and she was nothing but professional and appeared to be completely sober. At least for the duration of the shoot...

what man in his right or wrong mind would have himself castrated??? That is some serious sick shit...and Please PLEASE let it be that bitch Larissa that is being cheated on. She is such a heinous stuck up heartless bitch, she is the reason I will not watch RHOmiami...El Bruja was right...she is evil, mean and just a bitch. I also hope it is Tami getting even with the other cunt Evelyn "The Whore" Lozada...both are scheming, wicked, stuck up, trashy ho's (Larissa and Evelyn) that need to be put in there place.

I'm leaning toward Mickey Rooney. This person needed to be famous when he was young, after a certain age, castration doesn't keep your voice high. It needs to be someone who lived in a time when you could call the doc to your house or go to his home office and get stuff done under the radar, like this. Where's the proof he ever really fathered any kids? Can't think of anyone else.

@SandyisDandy --- we may be on to something!!! ;)

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

MzSassy, he did win for Cabaret. He's also been having some "medical problems" that impact him during rehearsals for Anything Goes on Broadway the past few weeks. Who knows what kind of upkeep castration would have on a theater performer who constantly has to sing and dance?

Submitted by sandyisdandy on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 5:05pm.

Could the third one be Joel Gray? He's a singing actor with a high voice and a fay persona. Just because you had a kid doesn't mean you can't be struck with those lustful urges.
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That same thought just came into my head! I was thinking Joel Gray because I think he won an Academy Award for his work in "Cabaret", but I'm not even sure. I know he's Old Hollywood because the guy has to be in his mid eighties by now.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Could the third one be Joel Gray? He's a singing actor with a high voice and a fay persona. Just because you had a kid doesn't mean you can't be struck with those lustful urges.

Hekki -- I totally agree: Larsa Pippen is a "heaping, steaming pile of cunt." Bitch thinks she's so cute and has the perfect marriage, but Scottie Pippen is a straight-up dog and I wouldn't doubt if he was rubbing his fuck parts all over town.

There's no way in hell #3 is Frank Sinatra. Dude was hung like a horse and took great pride in his package.

Spice:
I know. Im just terrible at these blind item things!

Slurpee,

Rich Astley is definitely NOT Old Hollywood. :-P
I am stumped on #3. Whoever it is needs to be an Oscar Winner and have a soprano voice, and it would have to be a child star...and adult male would not have a soprano voice unless he was castrated before puberty.

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GAH!!!

What has dlisted got against my eyes today? It's just one manky sleb after another. And those smug fugs may be the worst!

YUCK!!

@Goldshift That "source" you give is a fucking Illuminati slime-scum conspiracy fucker. Whatever she says is automatically a malicious, contrived lie.

I hope it's Larsa cause then that means Elsa the witch was right!

LOL Rick Astley has never won anything, and he's a baritone anyway so why would castration "keep his voice"?

I'd say Mickey Rooney if only because I loathe the despicable little troll, but he's not known for his voice. Maybe it was someone who had prostate cancer, and the "keep his career and his voice" refers to wanting to remain alive long enough to have a career and a singing voice.