Afternoon Crumbs

Heil Dolly! – I’m Not Obsessed

Emma Stone is a tit job and a couple of bimbo comedies away from becoming Anna Faris – Lainey Gossip

If Justin Bieber is the new Jesus, does that mean puberty is his Judas? – The Superficial

Okay, who Photoshopped Melissa Rivers’ face onto Rachel Uchitel? – Boston Barstool Sports

Woman about to take the worst picture of Halle Berry while sitting behind a window 12 feet away – Hollywood Tuna

Kim Kardashian and the mutant Joyce DeWitt putting their leggings to the test on the ho stroll (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

And speaking of putting leggings to the test – Popoholic

Kobe Bryant calls the ref a “fucking fag” under his breath. It could’ve been worse. Kobe could’ve raped the ref and then sealed his lips with a check. – Towleroad

American Idol hates fat people who want to sit in the front row – TDW

Why Hermione dropped out of college – Celebitchy

BACON GUM!!! – The Berry

Poke at me when Evan from Rythm Syndicate joins Hunkamania – ICYDK

Kate Bosworth in a two piece – Just Jared

Ditto goes for a knocked up Kate Hudson – Popsugar

SamRo says she fell off her bike, but I’m thinking the fist of a dyke (named LiLo) fell into her instead – Hollywood Rag

Janice Dickinson’s new trick looks thrilled to have her in his face – Cityrag

Mah Boo is just playing hard! He’d totally share a pickle with Snooki – Popbytes