Two Orange Peas In A Blonde Weave Pod
Even though Lindsay Lohan (24, left) hasn't officially signed on to play Victoria Gotti (48, right) in the John Gotti biopic (pending if the Gotti family can find that trunk of money buried in the desert to give to the insurance company), they still touched thirsty weaves at a press conference in New York this afternoon. So, LiLo doesn't have the job but she still showed up to company picture day? Everyone involved is bold as all hell.
It was a good move, though. Because LiLo's weave, which usually looks it was put together with patches found at the bottom of a beauty salon drain, looks almost fresh and natural next to that mop of frayed rope on Victoria's head. If you farted too hard near Victoria's flammable weave, the whole room would blow up. But you know, I shouldn't hate, because think of all the blood Victoria's mop can soak up from the garage floor. That mess on her head does double duty!
Anyway, the producers of Gotti: Three Generations not only said that LiLo is in serious talks, but they also confirmed that John Travolta will play John Gotti and Joe Pesci will play Angelo Ruggiero. The rest of the cast will be announced in the next few weeks.
And here's a few more pictures from today's press conference, which looks more like the worst booth at a wig show. From Victoria to LiLo to that horse's ass cheek on John Travolta's head... Just tragic all around.
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48? :-/ she looks like death.
"I'm not crazy - I just don't give a fuck!"
salty, she is already brainwashed.
http://todayon-sicksadworld.blogspot.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohan-lost-litt...
I really hope she gets this part and John Travolta talks her into joining Scientology. Lindsay is the only celebrity I think Scientology could actually help, I'd rather she be brainwashed and making movies than doing coke and running over strollers.
Long Island Sicilians doing Italian-Americans proud.
From Wikipedia:
While in prison, Gotti offered $100,000 to the Aryan Brotherhood to kill Walter Johnson, a mentally unstable black inmate who had assaulted him. The Aryan Brotherhood accepted Gotti's offer. The prison guards surmised that Johnson was in danger and moved him to a different cell block, ultimately transferring him to another prison. Gotti, during a prison visit with his family, was recorded saying: "Being a n*gg*r is an embarrassment, being John Gotti's grandson is an honor."
I wonder what it was like for the family of John Favara, Gotti's neighbor who in 1980 accidentally killed Gotti's 12 year old son with his car while backing out of his driveway. He "mysteriously" disappeared in that year. His body has never been found....
Ew. Icky. I saw a mag cover of Lindsay and do ya know , she has freckles all over her body? It is a continuous dot to dot thing. I'm sorry but that kind of thing looks like a comic book superho.
And with that kind of money, don't you think she could invest in a good bra fitting? Those things look like sacks of shit.
Victoria looks like Jan Crouche's older sister...
Lois Aldren must have been busy.
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*snorts another line of Charlie Sheen*
Their hair is the EXACT same color. That alone is enough for her to get the part!!
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Well it took almost 2 hours for my retinas to heal after seeing this horror. I just cant stand that whole family, Victoria is nothing but a disgusting fame whore who got fired from Star magazine after her shitty show got cancelled. I do have t admit though I did watch it because those Gotti boys could scrub my back any day. I also can't even fathom Travolta and Pesci putting up with LiLo's antics, she better put on her big girl panties and act like a professional for the remaining time. By the way WTF is sitting on Victorias head? it looks like a 25 pounds of chewed up blond bubble gum????? Always cracks me up at how "classy" she claims to be when she's actually a filthy guinea guttersnipe. A few years ago I was in Manhattan shopping for shoes and she was in there with a friend, she treated that poor sales woman like dirt and actually had the nerve to snap her fingers at the woman, who was obviously older than her,I mean where's the respect? And her fat grease ball friend and her were cackling the whole time. As I said, total trash
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 11:47pm.
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The coke powder on all of the mirrors in Lindsay's house creates a soft-filter effect. She thinks she looks barely 18.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Are you sure this isn't actually promotion for a movie called B.A.B.S. (Busted-Ass Bitches)?
What is Joe Pesci doing in this mess?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
How is she going to do this movie when she goes to jail?
I can just see it, there will be a scene let's say outside on the street with cars driving by,...
John Gotti will be talking to his daughter and when they pan to Lindsey you'll see bars and a toilet behind her..back to the street... then back to Linds who's about to be shanked in her cell...back to the street John says his lines,...back to Linds gurgling lines while squirming on a prison floor...
Whoever edits this will win an Oscar.
Too much blonde, I need sun glasses.
I grew to despise Victoria when I watched Growing up Gotti...what a fucking bitch and her sons are nightmares..all of them. Looks like Hohan has ruined her looks completely...she is the oldest looking 24 I have ever seen...this should be major FAIL and FUCKERY all the way around..so of course I will watch it...trainwrecks are fascinating things.
Haven't the Gottis always denied being in the mob? If they stick to that story, what is this movie going to be out? And if they don't, won't it be an admission of guilt?
Their posted ages are dog years, right?
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Sooooooo who's gonna play the young Victoria Gotti?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
They're flogging this thing hardcore, too. I saw a segment about it on the morning news today. Fuckin' PR people are such whores, I swear.
John is fat enough to play Gotti, but I thought Gotti was kind of squat and Travolta seems kinda tall. Oh, I have no idea, it just doesn't seem right.
I thought LiLo was uninsurable. Who is seriously willing to take a gamble on her?
Also, I hope she pisses off some mobster and "disappears".
Put a fucking bra on ya look like a damn street walker with pancake boobs for the love of Saint Peter!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
She's only 48?!?!?!?!!???
They could put a blonde wig on a stick and prance it around and get the same or better effect.
Anyway, they should keep that in mind for her stand in when she's coked up, and crawling out of a cactus at 4 a.m.
Just an idea.
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There are several reasons why I would not damage my cornea's with this fuckery. The first being, that Growing up Gotti, and those spawned brown terds of Miss Victoria, secondly that troll Travolta, he seriously is starting to look like he should be carrying around poodles, with a twink at his side to clean up the poopy. Thirdly, that stoned, bleached mop weave of Lindsay. Really, does anyone think this trick can make it through a production without getting busted for using, or getting caught stealing the movies wardrobe and jewelry?
All jokes about Travolta aside, he is a pro, as is Joe Pesci. I cannot possibly fathom these two having to deal with Blowhan's hijinx on set, a la Jane Fonda in "Georgia Rules". Fonda was desperate to work, so she kept her mouth shut until after the film's release. Neither Travolta nor Pesci are that desperate. I can't believe this will ever happen.
Jesus, this might actually be going ahead then? Lindsay is frickin perfect for this role, she won't even have to act. But how in the name of cracked-out-fantasies are they going to be able to go ahead with this when she may be in prison and she is totally un-fuckin-insurable?
I dread to think how many My Little Ponies had to die for those weaves.
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oh boy! looks like Long Guyland meets Jersey Shore! Guidos wherever you look and old women trying to look 30 again while the yell, "Hey Pauly! Get oveh heah!"
She also has some kind of fake sideburns because repeated facelifts destroy the hair growth there.
Mary Travolta's new facelift has pulled her tighter than a drum, along with the botox for the forehead.
But, like so many other elderly women who have had several lifts, she now has no neck!
Does methadone cause swelling of the face?
Why else is Lindsay so puffy?
Hopefully Lindsay will be in the BigHouse when filming commences.
I can't understand how Lindsay can look at herself in the mirror and think she looks good.
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What the F*** is goimg on with Blohan's lips ? She needs to be de-Rinna-d.
Forr some reason I can see Howard Dean ( 2006 presidential wanna be who likes to scream) playing a WAY more convincing John Gotti....really anyone but Travolta. Like everyone has said this sounds like an awful idea but then again I thought 'Wild Hogs' would bomb....
Wow...long lost twins. Did Victoria Gotti clone herself and then perculate it in White Oprah's womb? Anywhatashriveledupmethfacedmess.......it's great casting because Locohan looks late forties and Gotti looks late sixties. They're both cokewhores, have no morals or ethics and pretty much everyone on Long Island is embarrassed by them. So yeah..great casting and waste of time for a movie no one will go see.
Even God lost count on Lilo's freckles (it's not uncommon for God to give the fuck up on shit that multiplies as fast as herpes).
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:41pm.
Wait... :)
This might work out: Lohan gets the lead. The Mob sinks $15m into it, then, because Lohan sucks so badly, loses most of it. Lohan ends up as a lobster buoy off Sandy Hook.
Celestica
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 10:36pm.
The only way this gets made, with Freckles McDuck as a lead, is if the Mob finances and "insures" it. I bet she's been auditioning on her knees for days.
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LOL - I'm sure the "insurance" if she fails to show up to work also involves her knees and a baseball bat.
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Pass a memo around you dumb fucks!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
The only way this gets made, with Freckles McDuck as a lead, is if the Mob finances and "insures" it. I bet she's been auditioning on her knees for days.
Celestica
Lilo's weave ain't the problem here. What the fuck is this poor girl doing to herself. Her Liver is failing or something.
Whenever I see a pic of Revolta I wanna punch him in the froat.
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Lilo looks like a busted porn star here.
I can't believe I'm saying this but Victoria Gotti is prettier!
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I smell a bomb. Travolta and Lezlo? Those are two names audiences don't like. Its not 1991 John and you're no longer the dude in "Look Who's Talking". Just ask Kirstie.
on closer inspection - what the hell is LL on? she looks like she needs to wipe the drool from her chin.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:42pm.
I did see a woman walking up Second Avenue last year with a horrifically obvious weave, but she wasn't from around here (I think she was Russian).
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.)
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The movie will never happen, at least not with Hohan in it. She's so high in these photos she can barely keep her eyes open.
Another class act.
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I am beyond hoffified
These two whores do nothing for society but drag it down. Travolta needs to come out of the fucking closet alreay.
Ever compare a picture of present-day Lindsay to 2003 Lindsay?
http://www.hairstylesall.com/collection/lindsay_lohan_hairstyle/lindsay_...
It's kind of depressing.
okay, where are all the people who break out in hives over JayZ because he USED to be a gangster?
there are millions who would love to see his life story made into a big budget hollywood movie, yes?
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