Here’s a proud member of Disney’s whore harem Ashley Tisdale showing Vanessa Hudgens that she’s not the only one who is willing to put the skills she learned in Daisy Duck’s “How to Promote Your Family Friendly DVD Movie by Flashing Your Ass Crack” class to good use. But unlike Vanessa, Ashley made the wise decision of only getting half naked while in the presence of a professional photographer, lights brighter than Mah Boo’s smile (wink wink) and a team of Photoshop artists who were on hand to take pre-measurements and give Allure an estimate for their work.
Ashley and others (who you might have to Google to get a clue) cupped their breasts and shielded their vaginas for Allure’s annual “Put Photoshop to the Test Issue” (aka The Nude Issue). Every year, Allure gets a group of bottom shelf skinny celebrities to talk about their flaws (flaws that eventually get erased with the swipe of a mouse) and what they love most of their bodies. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH. Why is it that Allure always gets the ones that I have no interest in seeing with their nalgas out.? I mean, Keri Hilson, Bridget Moynahan, Kaley Cuoco and Ashley Tisdale?! That’s like staring at a paper bowl filled with potato flakes and cold tap water. Give us Quween on the Scene, Antoine Dodson, Mah Boo and the First Lady of Cameroon. You know, some asses that are really worth the price of admission!
Although, I do like Ashley’s “farting on my toes” pose.
Here’s the rest of the pictures as well as some pics of Ashley shopping with her mother in NYC yesterday. If any Tisdale had to get naked, it should’ve been Ashley’s hot mom.