Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Which now-married Hollywood he-man’s favorite pastime in his single days was receiving oral favors in hot tubs after a long day’s work — and didn’t care whether the favor came from a woman or a man? (Page Six)

It’s not Mel Gibson, because he’s never gotten a blow before, during or after Jacuzzi even though it’s always been at the tippity top of his life goals (right under “motorboat Princess Lolly’s sugar tits”). Dolph Lundgren is way too obvious since he played He-Man, so I’ll guess Sylvester Stallone?

This also makes me wish that my 12th grade P.E. teacher taught us how to give a beej in a hot tub without a snorkel instead of the backstroke and other useless shit!

This one is bizarre. It isn’t that breakups among celebrity couples is not common. This one though is just weird when you consider the participants. This foreign born B- list actor who has an impressive body of work has been married for a very long time to someone who has an impressive body and people have thought so for years. Anyway, she used to be an actress but gave it up when she got married. Well, it seems there was a recent reunion of the cast of one of her old very hit movies and she got together with a guy who wanted her in that movie. He is an actor too and was almost A list back in the day, but is a solid B- kind of guy with very high name recognition. The husband is not all that chafed because now he figures he does not have to hide his affairs from his wife. (CDAN)

Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith and Ray Liotta from Something Wild? Or James Woods from Another Day in Paradise?

Which highly paid actress/athlete couple plans to make even more money by opening a gym together? The fit duo is in discussions about developing a beachside fitness center. However, pals of the leggy star are warning her to “treadmill” carefully because of her hunk’s notorious wandering eye. (Blind Gossip)

Cameron Diaz and A-Rod in Miami?

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