And Everyone Wishes Nick Cannon Would Get Off Your Breasts

Mimi, the purveyor of maternal taste, has really outdone herself in the tact and class department this time! Mimi already gave us a dozen unforgettable eye fulls when she bared her bountiful belly basket of butterfly babies (I hate myself for writing that) on the cover of Life & Style, and this time she’s taking it a whole new awkward level with her husband Nick Cannon on (Not) OK! Magazine.

The pregnancyface…. The gigantic third hand covering Mimi’s belly…. Nick pressing Mimi’s chichis so hard that I’m surprised leche didn’t spurt out of her mouth…. Nick looking like he’s sticking the tip in….

No wonder one of Mimi’s twins refuses to lift her head up. Mimi tells OK! that her twins (who I hope she’ll name Nickariah Frostine and Mariahick Funshine Bear) already have personalities even though they haven’t left the womb yet.

“You can tell the personalities a bit. In viewing our ultrasounds, our boy is all ready like Nick, like, ‘Here I am, take my picture or don’t, and our girl is coyly facing the other way, like, ‘No pictures,’ waiting for a proper debut.

I took some ultrasound footage of them in the womb that I think they’ll definitely find interesting later in life.”

Nickariah Frostine isn’t waiting for her proper debut! She’s keeping her face down, because she knows what’s going on out there and she wants no part of this pregnancy porn fuckery.