I’ve had many hallucinations and have been on several bizarre mind trips brought on by legal and illegal drugs, but I’ve never once in my wildest acid dreams every imagined that one day Rod Stewart’s daughter and Paris Hilton’s former partner in fuckery would be pregnant with Benicio Del Toro’s baby. I feel like I’ve just been slapped in the head with Cisco Adler’s slinky nuts and the only thing I’m see are stars with WTF written on them in bold letters. But apparently, it’s true. I’ll let Life & Style blow your minds, because I just can’t….
Life & Style can confirm exclusively that Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of rocker Rod Stewart, is pregnant with actor Benicio del Toro’s baby, a rep for Benicio confirms.
“Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive,” Benicio’s rep, Robin Baum, tells Life & Style exclusively. “Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby.”
Benicio, 44, is best known for winning an Academy Award for his role in Traffic in 2001. Kimberly was most recently linked to actors Jude Law and Rhys Ifans, and in 2005 Kimberly was engaged to then-Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero, who was seven years younger than her.
So, Rod Stewart and Benicio Del Toro are now forever bound together because of a baby that will most likely look like an extra furry anime horse. Even if I do see pictures of Kimbo Stewart looking like she just deep-throated Cisco’s extra long nuts, I don’t think I’ll ever believe this.
The whole baby making craze of Hollywood has gone too far. It’s all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro’s baby.
However, if you drop a 1 from today’s date it would be April 1st, so let’s just hope Life & Style is really tardy to the April Fool’s party.