The Time Doogie Howser Got In Bed With Christina Hendricks
Where? – The Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center in NYC
When? – April 9, 2011
Why? – Neil Patrick Harris and Christina Hendricks got almost naked for the New York Philharmonic’s production of Stephen Sondheim’s Company, which also starred Stephen Colbert, Martha Plimpton, Patti LuPone, Jon Cryer and Anika Noni Rose.
What?! – Yes, I’m still What?-ing at this too. On their own, satin lavender sheets, Doogie’s nipples, Christina’s magnificent chichis and show tunes about Spanish cities make me tingle over like I’m chewing on aluminum foil, but put them together and BOOM!
It’s like my second ultimate gay fantasy (my first being a snuggle fest with Anderson Cooper on the back of Falcor as we ride through Fantastica) with a cameo by Christina’s 8th world wonder tits. If you have the weirdest boner right now, you’re so not alone.