Open Post: Hosted By A Fireman And A Kitten
I didn't know it was possible for me to grow ovaries just so that they can combust, but that's exactly what happened on the inside of me after this picture of a fireman giving oxygen to a kitten landed in my inbox a dozen times. Those big man hands! That tiny kitten face! That little paw poking out! I can't even make an inappropriate joke about this (I can, but I'll save it for the next time a firefighter gives oxygen to a kitten). My heart just melted and slid out of one of my nipples.
This picture is filled with so many awwwws that it could make even the blackest heart in the evilest underworld demon (I'm looking at you, Kunty Karl Lagerfeld) start beating again. It truly is the cure for the common cunt.
Source: TOM BAUER/Missoulian via Cute Overload (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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Slurpee, call security and give the a description and have them walk you to your car.
I was gonna try the elbow thing but now you ladies say it's creepy, fuck that!! It's just the whole grabbing the boob while shaking hands thing is not working for me....
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:58pm.
Oh that is super creepy. Please tell campus police or the actual police and they can meet him tonight at 5.
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Honey badger don't give a shit.
LMAO TRIPLE POST!!! if I ask enuf times maybe he wil answer me!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:00pm.
team let yo kitteh breathe!!!
Are you suggesting we wear oxygen mask codpieces?
I was thinking about calling security. I basically told him I was late for a meeting and walked away.
Slurpee! Get some mace! For realz. I don't like the whole elbow thing.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Submitted by undinespragg on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:50pm.
That's right horz, pussies need to breathe.
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LMAO. And one reason why you should not wear panties to bed.
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yes, yes, GO ON
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
hola Breaky: how was your birfday?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
hola Breaky: how was your birfday?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Slurpee - Thats some serious red flaggage on Serial killer/rapist behavior.
DO NOT MEET WITH THIS GUY!
Slurpee, what did campus security say about it?
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:50pm.
That's right horz, pussies need to breathe.
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LMAO. And one reason why you should not wear panties to bed.
*shakes Slurpo's hand, clutching elbow and throwin her in to the BUSHES*
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:58pm.
That is fucking creepy! How did you react?
hola Breaky: how was your birfday?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
AWW so cute. My cunty black heart melted a little
"He wasn't breathing too well," said Firefighter Brett Cunniff, who scooped up the tiny body and gently carried it outside into the fresh, cool air. "So I put some oxygen on him."
Awww.... Sadly some other kittens and pets died in the fire. ):
Hola, sluts!!
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Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 12:58pm.
Creepy McCreepersin moment................
Slurpeee, you in danger, girl! Totally creepy!
What a nice man!
team let yo kitteh breathe!!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
CollinK LOL "Casper the Ghost!"
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
*heart melts*
Someone give this brave lad of meaty lips a BJ. (pick me pick me!)
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scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Creepy McCreepersin moment:
I work at a University. Since it's (finally) nice out I took a walk over to our student center to do some banking and to pick up a few things for some of the people in my department. On my walk back (our building is on the very edge of campus, so it's a semi-long walk) some older guy got right in my path, introduced himself to me, and when I shook his hand (I was trying to be polite!) he did that thing when you are shaking hands you then use your other hand to grab their elbow. He also insisted I meet him at 5 tonight. And then to add another layer to the creepiness he told me he's watched me on campus before?!?!? (We've had a shitty winter so I almost never leave my building during the day). Im a little freaked!
That is truly aawwwwww inducing...
So, are any of you watching Boardwalk Empire? I just finished the season... I like it and many of the actors are great but I still don't think it's THAT good. Buscemi definitely needs something more to work with, being the main character he's rather dull in my opinion. What do you think?
LOL Snowy
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
*sets Bitchette up on a date with Firefighter Brett Cunniff*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
@ Raul
Tell that to them fancy nylon panty wearers
Firefighter alert. That's what I'm talkin about.
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Can you imagine how much ass that fireman's going to get because of this picture?? Hell, I'm already standing in line
I can't believe you haven't written a post about NeNe's catfight with La Toya on Apprentice last night? Sober up, MK!
AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Little kitteh! So cute!!
MK, you are starting to make me grow to like cats.
That IS a cute picture. Glad to see some people who do care about animals.
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. So cute. I also "ooohed" over a little baby today. What's wrong with me today?!?!?!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
That's right horz, pussies need to breathe.
A little KY Jelly, Egyptian cotton sheets, continuous stimulation of the G-Spot... what could possibly go wrong? I'll give you a hint.. it's shaped like a dodger dog, travels at high velocities and smells like that fat girl from Precious.
THATS MY HOMETOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm moving back to you!!! let the countdown begin :D
baby kitteh. <3
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Awww! A few of my cuntiness genes just died off.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
ooooh, safe little kitty!!!!
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why must you always be around (la la la la)
why can't you just leave me be?
-Sinead O'Connor