Open Post: Hosted By A Fireman And A Kitten
I didn't know it was possible for me to grow ovaries just so that they can combust, but that's exactly what happened on the inside of me after this picture of a fireman giving oxygen to a kitten landed in my inbox a dozen times. Those big man hands! That tiny kitten face! That little paw poking out! I can't even make an inappropriate joke about this (I can, but I'll save it for the next time a firefighter gives oxygen to a kitten). My heart just melted and slid out of one of my nipples.
This picture is filled with so many awwwws that it could make even the blackest heart in the evilest underworld demon (I'm looking at you, Kunty Karl Lagerfeld) start beating again. It truly is the cure for the common cunt.
Source: TOM BAUER/Missoulian via Cute Overload (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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I love the disCuntess!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
I was going to ask you about that Jill! Glad it went well!!!!!!
Snowy - as a parent who bags her kids lunch everyday (he doesn't want what the school offers) I can tell you I'd be very pissed off by that decision.
We're already in an epidemic of childhood obesity for christ sakes!!
So stupid.
Well my neighbour kicked her bf out mid-week so instead of listening to HIM all weekend I got to listen to her vibrator motor! *moves bed to other wall*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
Thank you fishy!
There's being assertive and being obnoxious and Alex crosses that line a lot. And Sonja is VERY laid back so it must be something rather insulting for her to publicly throw her out.
Love the preview were the Cuntess LuAnn is being thrown about atop the camel. I replay it and lol at those seconds of pure gold!
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
So my hot date Friday night was realllllly hot.
:)
And Stoney if you're gonna plant grass seed ya gotta cover it up with some hay or straw or something.
Thanks Bitchette!! That's the calc. I was looking for :)
Maybe I can trick my mind into thinking that I will be over it in 6 months.
add me to the whore list M.E. i can't imagine being heartbroken for months on end. *cold hearted bitch face*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Jack,
ya I know. I was just curious if anyone had a approximate timeline because thinking about this guy who I'm not with anymore is getting really annoying!
We were together for two years and mutually broke up in February. It's for the best and I don't want to get back with him, I want to just move on already!
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
the rule i know, is that you get half the time you went out. ie, went out one year, you get 6 months. but after one year it seems like it should stop going up concurrently. i think 6-8 months is tops for 1 yr +
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:47pm.
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It's the Illuminati wanting to force-feed children pesticide and hormone-laden GMO Franken-food. (Only kind of joking...)
blehehehehehehe
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
Submitted by thegobbler on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:32pm.
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That sucks. I presume you have already tried Imitrex?
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Yep. Went through the rest of my prescription by Saturday. I had no refills left and the doctors haven't looked at my "refill request" yet.
It's all BS Snowy, the few kids that are taking in brown bag lunches would probably rather starve than eat the cafeteria "food".
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:32pm.
Damn the previews for the rest of the season are succulent. And Sonja throwing Alex out on her ass should be good next thurs.
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Alex needs to STFU from time to time. Love Sonja.
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
How long does it usually take to get over someone?
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I don't believe there is any true formula, or set time for everyone. I think whatever the circumstances of the break up partially help in how quickly you can move on.
IDK.
I'm one of those, "Oh, we're done? K, fine, NEXT."
Or maybe I'm just a whore. *shrugs*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:32pm.
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That sucks. I presume you have already tried Imitrex?
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I don't care what the equation (re: getting over someone) it all depends on the person, how deeply in love you were, whether you could see the break up coming or a total *shock*, if you still see them in your daily routine, etc.
And what Uvy said.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
I was just reading about Chicago schools want to ban lunch from home and everyone has to eat the school lunch. I mean I know some parents send their kids with Happy Meals every day , but come on! those school lunches can't be called "healthy" either
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Athina- We're thinking ours was blind or had no sense of smell. We couldn't get him to latch and by the time we realized he was in dire straits, we couldn't even force feed him. If yours is getting the nourishment, I'm sure he's just a little one. :)
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 04/11/2011 -You have babies, too?? We're housing 4 week olds but lost our runt. :(
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Oh no, I'm sorry. My little runt seems to be doing fine, other than being quite noticeably smaller than her siblings. I am giving her a lot of attention, and she seems to be ok. I hope I don't lose her.
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
How long does it usually take to get over someone?
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No idea, but my sage advice for getting over someone is to get under someone else. *thumbs up*
(Not really, just beating Jack to the perverse punch)
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
SERIOUSLY?? That crap was like, fifteen dollars!!
*throws fists up at the sky*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LR- HA!!!! I'm sitting here hoping she read it as fate-rnoon instead of fat-ernoon. Also hoping she's not a bigger girl...
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
How long does it usually take to get over someone?
Does anyone remember that calculation (I think I saw it on here awhile ago). Like if you dated for 2 years then it takes 6 months to get over them or something..... anyone?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:38pm.
fishy - Oh, I guess I missed where you mentioned you were watching TV.
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No, I forgot to mention it when I asked about it. I'm not watching TV now but I saw it over the weekend.
Stony, the seed might get washed away. If it does, throw some more seed on there and maybe throw a little mulch over it, to keep the next batch of rain from washing it away before it sprouts.
Stoney - if you are having heavy rain it will most likely wash away most of the planted seeds.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:36pm.
Awwww, this reminds me of the mama cat and kittens I'm keeping in my house until the babies are old enough for adoption. They are at 5 weeks now.
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You have babies, too?? We're housing 4 week olds but lost our runt. :(
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:31pm.
Oh, dear God, I just told someone in an email to have a "good faternoon".
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LOL, on the bright side, you didn't wish them "Good fartenoon".
Yes, I watched that show even though I swore I wouldn't. OK the guru lady has a FUCKED up accent. Is she supposed British? Snobby? Her last name is Pope and she pronounces it "POWPE"
Anyway, so far the two moms that have been on the show are off the chain assholes. Love it.
fishy - Oh, I guess I missed where you mentioned you were watching TV.
Of course I've missed alot here today.
So we planted some grass seed in a bare spot in our front yard yesterday (we are so domestic lol) do you guys think all this rain will wash it away? We are having a LOT of heavy rain. Is this a dumb blonde question?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Awwww, this reminds me of the mama cat and kittens I'm keeping in my house until the babies are old enough for adoption. They are at 5 weeks now. The runt of the litter is teeeeny tiny. She loves milk and she's a really good eater. She nurses more than her brothers and sisters, but is still the smallest. Poor thing. I named her Lindsey because she's a "milk-aholic" like "Lindsey" in that E-trade commercial.
"Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 1:34pm.
She LOST all the confidence she had. She may not be the most talented singer on the planet (lol), but she COULD dance. Shame, shame, shame!
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Do you think it's confidence? I think it's a loss of commitment and/or calming meds. She just does not give a fuck."
Nah, I think she lost her confidence. After all the shit she's gone through, you have to think. I'm not a Britney fan, but I think she still loves performing but her injuries, her K-Fed drama, the drugs, her parents, etc. etc. has had to put a HUGE strain on the girl. She'll get better the more she realizes how much she loves performing. She still has it in her eyes.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:27pm.
Wearing heels while pregnant will not harm the baby in anyway.
However, when you're sporting an 8 month huge pregnant belly, you are off balance and wearing heels could be "dangerous" in the sense that you could fall.
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Awwww...thanks for talking to me. (: I was talking about a dumbass realty TV show on Bravo. I should have specified, sorry. It's about a bitchy lady who is a pregnancy guru to rich cunts in NYC.
Yay jacko!! (jack always sends me his leftover weather)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@fishy
you watching that mess? how is it?
The only duhrama I'm into watching right now is the hot messes on RHONYC. Damn the previews for the rest of the season are succulent. And Sonja throwing Alex out on her ass should be good next thurs.
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:27pm.
Wearing heels while pregnant will not harm the baby in anyway.
I think Fishy was talking about the show M.E.
Fishy, I haven't seen it yet because I'd probably end up yelling at my TV and I reserve that for Birth Control, uh I mean Teen Mom on MTV.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
*LOL*
"not so fast tom ryan..."
It's been cold and windy here, high 50's...supposed to climb up into the 80's by next weekend.
This change in temperature and pressure is fucking with me and it needs to stop.
I'm on day 5 of a migraine. I'm leaving work early today to go cry to my doctor and hope they shoot me up with meds.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:27pm.
It was 90 and sunny here yesterday. Warm today but nothing but thunderstorms. Better not mess up my freshly planted pots of annuals.
85 and sunny in the District of Columbia. I put out some new potted herbs myself!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
yeah, the storms just finished passing through here yesterday. all sunny now
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
jacko ahahahahahahahah!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
Oh, dear God, I just told someone in an email to have a "good faternoon".
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The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
Stoney - VERY nice weather is behind the storms!!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one
It was 90 and sunny here yesterday. Warm today but nothing but thunderstorms. Better not mess up my freshly planted pots of annuals.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Jack:
Hawt! Hawt! HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!
Wearing heels while pregnant will not harm the baby in anyway.
However, when you're sporting an 8 month huge pregnant belly, you are off balance and wearing heels could be "dangerous" in the sense that you could fall.
yup never changes gradually one extreme to the next. 50's cold and rainy for about the next two weeks is the forecast :(. Only consolation is I get to strut in mah new rain-boots and raincoat.
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Shame, on me.
To need release.
Uncontrollably...
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay
taking out my freak tonight.
I-I-I wanna show-o-o all the di-ir-irt
I got going through my mind
Slurpo -
http://5.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/5/5/collegehumor.a9b418958454c5b30...
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one