I didn’t know it was possible for me to grow ovaries just so that they can combust, but that’s exactly what happened on the inside of me after this picture of a fireman giving oxygen to a kitten landed in my inbox a dozen times. Those big man hands! That tiny kitten face! That little paw poking out! I can’t even make an inappropriate joke about this (I can, but I’ll save it for the next time a firefighter gives oxygen to a kitten). My heart just melted and slid out of one of my nipples.
This picture is filled with so many awwwws that it could make even the blackest heart in the evilest underworld demon (I’m looking at you, Kunty Karl Lagerfeld) start beating again. It truly is the cure for the common cunt.