Joan Rivers’ Tip For Keeping Your Pits Stank-Free

Here I was thinking that Joan Rivers had two Little Trees surgically implanted into her armpits so they don’t reek, but I was wrong. Joan Rivers armpits are capable of stinking, but she uses one of my most loyal friends to keep this under control. At the Night of a Billion Reality Stars event in Hollywood last night, Joan told Page Six that filling her pit pores with vodka keeps the BO away:

“I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It’s an old Broadway trick — two-thirds water and one-third vodka, spray your armpits and you’ll never smell again.”

This is a good tip if you don’t mind that a Lohan will most likely stick a straw in your armpit by the end of the night. But if they don’t, you can wring your armpit out into a cocktail glass after last call and have yourself a delicious pit-tini. Vodka is seriously MAGIC!