Donna Martin Procreates…Again

April 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Seen here looking like a parched grasshopper in an Abe Vigoda mask and blonde wig, Tori Spelling announced on her Twitter (via People) that she will do her part to flood the streets of Hollywood with amniotic fluid and force everyone to travel around on a Prius tug boat. Tori and her husband Dean McDermott will welcome a fifth cast member to their reality show empire this fall!

After thousands of Tori’s fans (And by “thousands” I mean zero. And by “fans” I mean no one). wondered if she’s got a baby in there or if she just happened to swallow a lima bean whole, she put all the speculation to bed.

I know there’s been a lot of speculation, so I wanted everyone to hear from me… Its official…Dean & I are PREGNANT!!!!

Tori and Dean already have a 4-year-old son named Liam and a 2-year-old daughter named Stella.

Tori’s tits look like my old Pogo Ball after my fat cousin pounded it into the driveway until it deflated, so I’m guessing that when she gets really pregnant they’ll still look like that only bigger. But I shouldn’t joke, Tori’s kids are practically geniuses and come out of the womb talking. I mean, when they take a look at the double Mordors on her chest, they quickly learn how to say: “I’m not putting my mouth on that shit!”

Here’s knocked up Tori with Dean at the GLAAD Awards in L.A. this past weekend.

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