Monday, April 11th 2011

Celebrity Apprentice: Where Was Dionne Warwick When We Really Needed Her?


The hot cloud of rage that Meat Loaf spewed at Gary Busey last week must've wafted up NeNe Leakes' rotated nostrils last night, because she hit the bell and went after Detective La Toya Jackson with a vengeance. Before all of this went down, the women's team won the challenge over the men's team even though La Toya's leadership skills were as broke down as Mark McGrath's corroded nostrils (there really are a lot of fucked up nostrils on that show). During the challenge and in the board room, NeNe let it be known to everyone that she's not a fan of Bubbles' godmother and thinks La Toya is just putting on a precious little princess act. When Trump dismissed them after their win, NeNe pulled out her nuts and nearly blew the silicone cartilage out of La Toya's nose.

NeNe kept calling La Toya "Casper" and said that she's only famous because of her last name. This coming from a bitch who is famous for absolutely NOTHING. Don't get me wrong, I want NeNe to narrate my funeral because she's such a bitch, but she committed an illegal act when she went after the forever precious Detective La Toya for pretty much no reason. NeNe only puffed her chest, because she's trying to be the resident bitch now that grand daddy cunt Dionne Warwick is gone. But if Dionne was there, she would've shut down that Alice the Goon looking ho down with the wave of a finger and the slight flare of a nostril. NeNe needs to stay sitting and know her place before Dionne pops her head through one of the ceiling tiles to say, "You a coward, baby."

And besides that, Detective La Toya is not the one EVER. La Toya's got her monocle out and she's going to get to the bottom of the skeleton's in NeNe's closet. She's going to find some shit out. I can't wait for next week's episode when Detective La Toya destroys NeNe by revealing that she was really born a Dominican boy named Neethanel Fugas.

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I read on other blogs people who have never seen Nene before this show and they raved about how they liked her. I knew it was only a matter of time before Nene showed her true self. LaToya has been one of the best players so far. She may have deserved to be called out for poor leadership but she hasn't been that bad in the game and shouldn't be called names.

@Angel_i and Beatabitch down

I wondered if I was the only person that noticed that Nene went after all of the black women on the show. Which I could say it was her m.o. but she spent a lot of time going after Kim on RHOA.

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Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Tue, 04/12/2011 - 8:05am.

Why are these black women sparring on this show? Does Ne Ne just have a problem with black women or is it just these individuals in particular?
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YAY! I had to ignore this until I watched it yesterday....and I'll tell you what NeNe's problem is - FAME. She just hates anyone who's famous for a real reason; anyone she'd heard of before she went on the show - which is why she doesn't care that much about Marlee and the Model...She keeps saying it, straight up, I don't care if you're a legend, I don't care if you're MJ's sister...and yeah - maybe she rode his coattails (it would be impossible not to) but it's not like she didn't TRY to do things with her life.

And I don't get what's up with you guys. This is my first experience with her - I've never seen anything else but I kind love Star Jones. She's totally professional, she's rational and well-spoken. While I don't love her graphics ever, she's really organized and gets the job done. I really don't get why people hate her.

All that being said - I'm shocked they got anywhere with that project. I love shows like this cuz you can see how people let their emotions get in the way. They all went into it with a chip on their shoulder, LaToya included. She just assumed everyone was trying to sabotage her which made her more flaky than I actually beweave she is. She went in fighting and it fucked with her concentration. And all those other women too...in the ways they might have helped each other get past road blocks, they totally left her in the cold. They're so lucky the guys couldn't get off that stoopit theme.

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Why are these black women sparring on this show? Does Ne Ne just have a problem with black women or is it just these individuals in particular? What's the deal? (That thing with Dionne got too blown up.) Star is the only one who she hasn't thrown down with (which is odd, considering Star's reputation.)

Gary Busey has issues. He had a brain injury and he's lucky to be alive. Clarifies his behavior a great deal.

Michael Jackson...never grew up emotionally when he grew into adulthood. He had talent - and problems. He definitely did some questionable things.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.

Fuck you and your pedophile worship. Royalty my ass, that drugged out freak was the king of child molesters, that's it. He got what he deserved.

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Damn! Strong statement. Maybe Michael was a child molester, maybe he wasn't. Many children came to Neverland and never said a bad word about Michael, regardless of the huge amounts of money they could gain from doing so. In only two cases did children come forward with child molestation charges, and in both cases their parents were seasoned extortionists with outrageous financial demands. We just don't really know, and if some folks love Michael, that's their bidness, mmkay?

I agree with TexDoc - Matlin and Cowboy guy will be the last two standing.

As for NeNe, well, she hits below the belt. It is one thing to go after one's leadership abilities but to attack them personally is just downright mean. LaToya did not deserve that attack. Why is it that rudeness is rewarded these days?

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You people are so blinded by fame! I LOVE NeNe and I hope this tell-it-like-it-is bitch wins!

LaToya is NOTHING! Why is everyone giving her such credit and kissing her ass? NeNe is right, she has ridden for years on her brothers' fame. She has not done anything on her own. Plus she is almost as out-there and vague as Busey. She has no idea of the real world because she hasn't had to live in it.

And no one spoke up to defend her because they all agreed with NeNe, even if they didn't like the way she said it.

NeNe has given more people a whole lot of entertainment in her short time as a "reality star" than Latoya has in her whole parasite life!

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Nene has lost a big chuck of her audience this year because of her increasingly nasty and childish attitude...here and on RHWOA.
What once was entertaining is now cringe worthy.

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 9:43pm.
Centy, I'm basing all of my opinions on clips I see. I've never actually seen any version of the show.

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I watched maybe 3 shows the first season.

I'd rather be fired by the people in Ma's Roadhouse than Donald Trump.

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Centy, I'm basing all of my opinions on clips I see. I've never actually seen any version of the show.
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Centaurious's picture

Do people still actually WATCH The Apprentice, or are all the comments here based on clips.

Mine are.

Donald Trump is so over, and has been for quite awile.

At least in terms of celebrity.

I mean, if you do watch The Apprentice, I'm not hating.

I, myself watch DWTS and Brothers & Sisters, and I hate myself for it.

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I really can't believe no one stepped up and said that Nene was out of line. She was uncomfortably mean to Latoya and she got personal. Criticize Latoya's sills as a project leader or worker but geez, to go after her for riding on her last name ... I thought that was a bit much.

I did not like how vindictive and vitriolic Nene was to Latoya. I had noticed in previous episodes that she seemed to have some anger/disrespect towards Latoya, but last night was just way, way way, over the top.

I felt very sorry for Latoya. She might not have been the best project manager (from what we saw), but the important thing was that they won. Also, these reality shows are edited to fill certain scenarios and she might have been the victim of that.

It's crazy how a nobody, a mere reality appendage like Nene thinks she is high enough to bad mouth music royalty. This world has gone to shit

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 8:41pm.
I'm on LaToya's side, even though everything NeNe said is true.

LaToya is way higher than NeNe on the food chain.

I think anyone is.
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Hi, Centy! True that NeNe ranks way lower, but NeNe is a wig snatching pro. Weaves beware!

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Lol...I never watched the Atlanta show. I hate all the Real Housewives shows except for OC and NJ.

I don't know why.

Well, I guess the NJ housewives remind me of the mothers I knew growing up, except richer, and the OC housewives remind me of the bimbos I encountered during the time I lived in La Jolla.

(In the poor section.)

I can't relate to any of the others. Even though I lived in NYC for 10 years and and am from a NYC suburb, I never met anyone like the NYC housewives.

Which is not surprising, considering I grew up working class in the suburbs and lived in NYC when I was in my twenties.

I don't exactly think I was on any of their guest lists, ya know.

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LaToya > Nene

This is all a big set up for Trump to completely annihilate that self-important piece of trash that is Nene.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 8:41pm.
I'm on LaToya's side, even though everything NeNe said is true.

LaToya is way higher than NeNe on the food chain.

I think anyone is.
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Hi, Centy! True that NeNe ranks way lower, but NeNe is a wig snatching pro. Weaves beware!

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I'm on LaToya's side, even though everything NeNe said is true.

LaToya is way higher than NeNe on the food chain.

I think anyone is.

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Nene IS a bully; team LaToya on this one. Nene's totally taking advantage of the fact that the Jacksons all seem to be very submissive, especially LaToya. I get tired of hearing her yell and talk badly about people all the time; it's a wonder she was married as long as she was...

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Oh, and that wig is too orange, NeNe.

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Don't any of you hookers watch "Real Housewives of ATL"? Kim is despicable, and even I felt a bit sorry for her. NeNe was horrible, showing some gruesome, ignorant colours. It's amazing that she seems to think that she isn't disposable, that Hollywood can't find another funny, off-the-cuff woman with ambition.

To be Buseyian about it, NeNe is Never Ever Nice Ever.

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Nene goes too far sometimes, but that's part of her charm. If you think she's ghetto, you haven't been around the ghetto much. The Casper comment cracked me up tho because LaToya has those huge eyes, and Nene probably figured she bleaches her skin like Michael did, and then she disappeared with her champagne just like a ghost...

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Trump likes LaToya. He liked her brother, who lived part time in Trump Tower. Trump liked Joan Rivers and wouldn't let her quit, and chose her over the superior poker player. NeNe will get fired before LaToya. So will the Playboy bunny. I'd predict NeNe and the Bunny are the next two women to go. The cowboy vs. Marlee Matlin at the end, I'd bet. They're the only two he really never talks down to and seems to ask them first what's happening behind the scenes.

The way NeNe and Star talk about each other - there's something good coming up. Probably on par with when Joan River's beloved Melissa got the boot.

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Nene is the kind of nasty, ignorant, ghetto bitch that would tease girls like me for "talking too white" growing up. She's a piece of shit.

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MzSassy, she's also apparently the only one who knows how to use a computer, lol.

I'm sure Marley does too though. :)
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Did you see the episode where they had to create art and raise money for their charity? Star was the only handling the electronic transactions on the computer and through the fax machine, and NeNe was still throwing her mad side eye. Um, hello, DUMBASS [NeNe] if it weren't for Star's knowledge of technology, the women wouldn't have won that challenge!!!

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

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MzSassy, she's also apparently the only one who knows how to use a computer, lol.

I'm sure Marley does too though. :)

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 5:29pm.

I liked Nikki, too. I also don't mind Star Jones. *hides* At least Star seems like she has had a real job in her life outside being a celebrity.
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Lol, agreed. I think Star has oozed nothing but professionalism from the few shows I've seen of her on Celebrity Apprentice. I seriously don't "get" what NeNe is talking about when she bad mouths Star because I think Star does a good job most of the time and you can't hate her for that. I don't mind her at all either.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

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Okay, everyone needs to head to the nearest bomb shelter or cave...whatever you have set aside for the beginning of the end because I totally agree with Det. Latoya. And for that to happen, some serious end of the world shit must be coming. NeNe is a bully. There! I said it.
Actually, I can appreciate a bitch that goes for the throat, but she is a grown ass woman and needs to stop...wait?! Did I just quote NeNe? Damn. Nevermind, carry on.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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I liked Nikki, too. I also don't mind Star Jones. *hides* At least Star seems like she has had a real job in her life outside being a celebrity.

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Right before the firing, the weather people came on with a damn tornado warning, so I missed the very end. All that bullshit and I miss it!

GD - Gary Busey has to be a genius the way he plays the game. He's totally idiotic during the tasks, and I cringed every time he interacted with the Australian Gold executives. He totally offered himself up as a spokesperson "for a good price" and he denied that shit in the board room. GAH - he's fucking nuts, but he becomes a puppy bent on approval in the boardroom. Trump likes him and keeps his lunatic ass for damn ratings. FTS.

As for NeNe. *Sigh* girl shouldn't have gone after LaToya like that. LaToya got so lucky, because she looks like she knows shit about shit.

I hope Star doesn't win...I hope Star doesn't win...I hope Star doesn't win....

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I think NeNe is definitely trashy enough to call La Toya "Casper" because of her skintone. From what I understand, some black people have an inner battle going on amongst themselves regarding light skin vs. dark skin, and NeNe seems the type to blast someone for not being black enough. So dumb. I wish people would get past the racist shit. And TexnDoc, you forgot Nikki Taylor. She also put herself on the chopping block and got fired. Will they ever learn??
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Isn't it weird that NeNe only argues with the black women and not the white women on this show?! Or maybe that's to come in the future, lol. I liked Nikki Taylor because she took full responsibility for her actions and I thought she was awesome.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

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No way! She has been through a lot, that's for sure. I hope all that money helps her get through it, lol.

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And NeNe is famous for what, exactly? Being someone's WIFE??! So you are only famous because you married someone and got a reality show to exploit the fact that you are a useless ghetto drama queen, you glorified hooker?

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She may be a glorified hooker, but LaToya is actually an ex hooker. Her husband used to pimp her out for cash.

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I think NeNe is definitely trashy enough to call La Toya "Casper" because of her skintone. From what I understand, some black people have an inner battle going on amongst themselves regarding light skin vs. dark skin, and NeNe seems the type to blast someone for not being black enough. So dumb. I wish people would get past the racist shit. And TexnDoc, you forgot Nikki Taylor. She also put herself on the chopping block and got fired. Will they ever learn??
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I think Nene was calling Latoya Casper because she thought Latoya was dissappearing in and out of the job and would only show up for work part of the time, she was trying to call her a ghost, not make reference to her skin tone or some racial thing.

Gary Busey acting like a dick to an 11 year old girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjaQkUbPbHE

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Love Nene, but this rant made me cringe.

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I was stunned by this as it was about as blatant a display of black on black racism as I've seen, her shrieking LaToya is white and "Casper" and ghost.

Damn local station here actually cut out the last 5 minutes of the show for a damn weather report and the weatherman was screwing around with his computerized weather maps making them "big, now little, now big, now little now big now little" while everyone is at home "GET BACK TO THE DAMN APPRENTICE YOU ASSHOLE!!!" Station was flooded with pissed off viewers and I understand from it's Facebook page the station response was "watch it on your computer". I knew Trump was going to keep the rating's winner Gary Busey and fire McGrath, as you never say in the board room "fire me" then change your mind. So far Miss Dionne and McGrath have done that.

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Submitted by guest on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:26pm.

Never ever say you should be fired while in the boardroom if you don't mean it cuz it's the kiss of death for your ass when you do.

How Busey is still there is a mystery.

And Latoya's nose...it's almost as bad as Michael's.

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No mystery at all. Just like you said, anytime anyone says they should take the bullet, Donald shoots them. The funny part is when Trump tries to get them to rethink their decisions, they do and he fires them anyway.

That's why Busey is still there. If McGrath hadn't offered himself up first, Busey woulda hit the door.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:06pm.

I guess the real problem is that Donald doesn't get to see what we see, including La Toya's braindead brain-storming and Gary's hostage situation with the executives.
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Yeah what's up with that?
They have all that on camera...I wonder why they don't confront bitches with that footage on the board room when they deny they said or did something.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:45pm.

And I am stunned that dummy playmate is still there...bitch doesn't bring anything to the table and has been able to fly under the radar mostly. She should have had the initiative to show her "assets" in this challenge and not complain that La Toya did not think of it. It is the only challenge so far where she could have been more useful.

Tell me about it! 90% of the time when they show her, she is just sitting there mouth breathing with a derp look on her face.

I was cracking up when Sugar Ray and Gary talking to Trump. Sugar Ray was getting more and more mad. You could tell the only reason he said he would have to leave is because he was so confident they would win.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:31pm.

LaToya is part of music royalty, just by her association with Michael.

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Fuck you and your pedophile worship. Royalty my ass, that drugged out freak was the king of child molesters, that's it. He got what he deserved.

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There is really no need to tell someone to fuck off because they stated an opinion.

I concur...yet, another newbie/troll who comes to Dlisted thinking this is Perez Hilton or something with all that bullying and language in their comments. We don't always agree in here, but we very rarely low-blow..take that sh*t somewhere else. Besides if we do name call or use foul language, it is almost always directed at the celebrity MK just ranted about in his post :)

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I love me some Celebrity Apprentice! I always watch the reruns on BRAVO on Saturday when I do my excercise and it's always such a hoot to watch. NeNe can be a huge bitch but she is fun when she's not being difficult. I actually like LaToya; she seems so sweet and down to earth, it's hard to hate on her. Nikki Taylor was a class act though. She's beautiful and very classy, I really like her attitude towards life!

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

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lol @ Sucky!

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LATOYA IS A LITTLE BABY GIRL BUT I LOVED WHEN SHE SAID "DISAPPEAR GHOST!" AND THEN LATOYA SLID BEHIND A WALL WITH HER GLASS OF WINE FUCKING OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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I guess the real problem is that Donald doesn't get to see what we see, including La Toya's braindead brain-storming and Gary's hostage situation with the executives. Did yall hear Sugar Ray call him smelly? HAHA!! I'm sure his breath could knock over the Chrysler Building.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:31pm.

LaToya is part of music royalty, just by her association with Michael.

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Fuck you and your pedophile worship. Royalty my ass, that drugged out freak was the king of child molesters, that's it. He got what he deserved.

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There is really no need to tell someone to fuck off because they stated an opinion.

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"I'm a force of nature"

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:51pm.

And the problem is? ;-P

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I love me some Det. La Toya!!!!I wanted to smack Nene for going crazy bitchwtf!!!! Gary Busey is cool and nuts. if they were all the same it would be boring to watch.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/11/2011 - 2:31pm.

LaToya is part of music royalty, just by her association with Michael.

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Fuck you and your pedophile worship. Royalty my ass, that drugged out freak was the king of child molesters, that's it. He got what he deserved.

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Back the fuck up there Ba buddy, regadless of how YOU feel we all have an opinions here and don't need to be personally attacked for them.

Take a chill pill dude.

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no she said Nene has "heighth"

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And NeNe is famous for what, exactly? Being someone's WIFE??! So you are only famous because you married someone and got a reality show to exploit the fact that you are a useless ghetto drama queen, you glorified hooker?

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