The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 8th!

April 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Shopping list:
(1) Soup for one
(2) “A Walk to Remember” DVD
(3) 10-pack of cotton undies
(4) Case of white wine spritzers
(5) Mother’s Day card “from” Mr. Whiskers – Rosemary Young

Runners-up:

Siegfried is STILL trying to apologize to Roy. – islandgirl

Jocelyn Wildenstein lobbies Hallmark for a card she can feel comfortable sending her mom. – Echo27

Inside: “Sorry I ate half your present” with a decapitated bird enclosed. – howdareyou

The Father’s Day cards say, “From the Pussy You’re Not Getting Anymore”. – ISprainedMyUvula

Source: AndyInNYC via Buzzfeed

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