Gael García Bernal, the miniature Mexican hot pocket who is small enough to fit in a baby bjorn so you can carry him around with you wherever you go, is a papi all over again! Gael announced on his Twitter the other day that his girlfriend Argentine actress Dolores Fonzi, who has grasshopper leg brows (FYI), birthed out their second child together. Gael and Dolores’ 2-year-old son is named Lazaro and they wrote the name Libertad on the birth certificate of their second kid, a daughter. This is what Gael wrote. I’m going to keep it in Spanish, because that accent mark will make your eyeballs jump and frankly, they need the damn exercise.
Con un grito que abarca toda felicidad, les contamos @fonzidolores y su servidor, que nació nuestra hijita. Libertad, su nombre. Libertad!
To some of your asses, the name “Libertad” might sound like some stupid name Glenn Beck would give to Democrats, but I have it on good authority (aka my cousin who watches a lot of novelas) that it’s a popular name in Latin America. That being said, I am disappointed in Gael and Dolores. They had the chance to be the first modern day celebrity couple to give their baby the perfect name of Concepción! When oh when is the name Concepción going to get the shine it deserves?! Mimi is our only hope (and so are the other ten million hos who are knocked up)!