Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Hang In There, Baby poster that was born in 1969 and continues to grace the walls of classrooms, dental offices, the dorm rooms of ironic hipsters and cat lady kitchens everywhere!

I didn’t come face-to-face with Ceiling Cat’s grandpa until the early 90s when I got braces. The “Hang In There, Baby” poster my orthodontist had featured an ginger kitten hanging onto the edge of a hammock. He hung it on the ceiling over one of the chairs so you had something to stare at while he Spanxed in your teeth with rubber bands. The poster might’ve been cute the first or second time I was forced to stare at it, but it got old quick. Whenever I’d go in for a tightening, I’d silently pray that they wouldn’t put me under the dangling pussy, but they pretty much always did. At first his eyes said to me, “We’re in this together!,” but after a while they said, “Bitch, I’ll always be hanging over you so deal with it.”

I should put one on my bedroom ceiling for old time’s sake. If you’re going to say “Why me?!” in the morning you might as well do it while Hang In There Cat is staring back at you.