Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 9, 2011 / Posted by:

This A list married couple. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place. (CDAN)

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millipeenorwhatever? I can’t really picture Oscar winner and Ivy Leaguer Natalie Portman screaming about cash for an hour straight, so I’m sure she had her yelling double do about 84% of the shouting.

This could also be Xtina, but I don’t think she’s been drunk enough to put a shiny hitchin’ ring on her dude’s finger.

This A list married couple with A+ name recognition is going through big problems right now. The reason? The husband has started drinking again (which his wife knows about), doing drugs (his wife does not know), and sleeping with random women (his wife knows about one). (CDAN)

Buzz and Lois Aldrin, of course. DUH! Or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner?

Which married-with-kids Oscar winner turned heads when he popped into a spa in Hawaii known for its “happy endings?” The actress-wife of this tall actor/writer/director/producer knows all about her hubby’s “special massages”. She turns a blind eye to keep their marriage together. (Blind Gossip)

See above (Ben not Buzz). But it’s not cheating unless you exchange saliva! And as the Tiki Gods say, when in Hawaii, get a handjob.

A daughter of a famous B list television actress is claiming to her friends that her mother, a sex symbol of her time, has had an open relationship and has been sleeping with her female caterer as long as she can remember. (BuzzFoto)

MARLA GIBBS! I always had an inkling that Mary and Rose were straight dykin’ (copyright: fake Dionne Warwick Twitter). But really, there are so many options with this one. Heather Locklear, Cybill Sheperd, Gillian Anderson, the list goes on!

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