That’s One Way To Handle A Parking Ticket

April 8, 2011 / Posted by:

After posing on the red carpet at the London premiere for her movie Red Riding Hoodrat, precious princess Amanda Seyfried returned to her car and found a parking ticket tucked safely under her windshield wiper. The thing, Amanda wasn’t even driving, but that didn’t stop her from throwing a spoiled little girl tantrum by yanking the ticket out of her car and handing it back to the warden before saying: “Thank you, but no thank you.” This is funny since I’m sure most people who went to see that awful shit movie said those same words while throwing their movie tickets into the trash after walking out 20 minutes into it.

As much as I’m a fan of diva bitch moves, there was really no need for Amanda to act like an asshole to a traffic warden who could care less that she’s mad. It’s unnecessary, makes her look like a dick and is a dumb thing to do. Think about it. Amanda should’ve just smiled her manufactured Disney princess smile, took the ticket and slipped it into her clutch. The next time she needs to illegally park in London, she can pull it out and put it under her windshield wiper so every traffic warden will walk on by.* Sometimes you really need to use your brain instead of your cunt gene.

* WARNING: I’ve tried this before. It doesn’t work. Boo.

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